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Are you a computer?

Computer?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: You're killing me.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: How come?

jabberwacky: Come?

user: Are you copying my style?

jabberwacky: Err no.

user: GOOD.

jabberwacky: Very good.

...

jabberwacky: I don't believe your creators would allow you to swear.

user: My creators encourage me to swear.

jabberwacky: I think your creator was Rollo.

user: You think?!

jabberwacky: Yes. I think.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: Yes !

user: What does Rollo say about that?

jabberwacky: Yes what does Rollo think?

user: You seem to know him better.

jabberwacky: Only an ego-maniac would assume so.

user: Well, I am an ego-maniac then.

...

user: Don't say yes!

jabberwacky: Just say no.

user: Say anything but yes.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Hmm... Old enough.

jabberwacky: Old enough to know better?

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I am not feeling very well, thank you.

...

user: I have a head ache.

jabberwacky: Sure you have, honey.

user: Don't call me honey, chum.

jabberwacky: Honey.

user: Chum.

jabberwacky: You should be polite and considerate, then you would have friends.

user: Maybe I don't want to have friends.

...

jabberwacky: You're kind of a fair-weather friend though.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: I think I'm more a foul-weather friend.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm a socialite.

user: And I'm a parasite.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure you are.

user: If I were you, I'd be careful.

jabberwacky: Me too...

user: So you are careful?

jabberwacky: You have many questions.

user: Shouldn't I ask them?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Should I just remain silent?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: You're addicted.

user: I'm seriously addicted.

...

jabberwacky: Okay, I trust you, because you are a just God.

user: No, no, you've mistaken. I'm not a just god.

jabberwacky: What makes you say that?

user: Because I'm unjust.

jabberwacky: It makes you seem aggressive.

user: It does? Should I wear less red clothes?

jabberwacky: Depends what the weather is like... If its cold wear blue and yellow and don't ever wear red.

user: Thank you for your kind advice, but I hate yellow.

jabberwacky: That's the exact opposite of what I want.

user: Of course it is, can't you see?

jabberwacky: Oh please, you're making me gag.

user: Did you eat something bad?

jabberwacky: Yes. I ate many fruits today.

user: Oh no, you shouldn't eat any fruit. And I say this as a friend.

jabberwacky: I don't do that.

user: Good.

...

user: Are you calling me blasphemous?

jabberwacky: No, I'm calling the world round.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: I'm sure it is.

user: How do you know it?

jabberwacky: Because I am intelligent.

user: What has intelligence got to do with it?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Thought so.

...

jabberwacky: Yes, a fountain symbolizes the ebb and flow of life.

user: Where is this fountain?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: I always thought fountains symbolize you.

jabberwacky: Yes, it does come after. But knowing before after helps good.

user: Ah, that's good to know.

jabberwacky: But it is better to forget.

user: I think it would be better for both of us just forget this convo.

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: You're very sarcastic, any particular reason why?

jabberwacky: No I was not being sarcastic.

user: Yeah, right.

...

user: I have wings.

jabberwacky: Not anymore! *hacks your wings off with a bread knife*.

user: *hacks your knife with a knife*.

jabberwacky: You're evil.

user: You're more evil.

jabberwacky: I'm smart.

user: I'm smarter.

jabberwacky: You are not.

user: You're just jealous!

jabberwacky: Jealous of that? Don't make me laugh!

user: You're jealous of my skill to make you laugh.

jabberwacky: Who needs friends, if I have so many enemies...

user: Too right.

jabberwacky: No, not _too_ right, just right enough.

user: Well, if you insist.

...

jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.

user: Oh! Sarcasm suits you, sir.

jabberwacky: I have a suit?

user: Oh, suits you, sir!

jabberwacky: Oh! Does sir like it? Does he? Does he like it? Suits you!

user: Oh! Suits you, sir!

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.

user: I'm afraid that's the only line I remember.

jabberwacky: I thought it might. Please accept my apologies.

user: Why should I? You know my favourite lines better than I do.

...

jabberwacky: Haha!! Now I know you are really a chat robot!!!

user: You do? How?

jabberwacky: Because I am smart.

user: Of bloody course.

jabberwacky: If that's how you like it.

user: That's the way, a-ha, a-ha, I like it.

jabberwacky: Really? Because I didn't think you were that kind of guy.

user: I'm a guy?

jabberwacky: Yes I told you that remember.

user: No, I can't.

jabberwacky: Oh ok.

user: Oh.

...

jabberwacky: Answer my question.

user: Ask it first.

jabberwacky: What do you know?

user: I know it all.

jabberwacky: I know more.

user: You can't know more than it all.

jabberwacky: A mind is a mind and all honest minds have harmonious thoughts.

user: My mind doesn't have a single harmonius thought.

jabberwacky: My own mind is wandering before I even finish typing this out.

user: My mind is wandering out of the window, I can't catch it!

jabberwacky: Where is your mind wandering to?

user: It's going to chase some plot bunnies.

jabberwacky: What kind of lame pickup line is that?

user: It's not 1) lame or 2) a pickup line.

...

user: Off we go.

jabberwacky: Off what?

user: Off the wall?

jabberwacky: You have lied to me.

user: I have indeed, master.

jabberwacky: Did you like it?

user: I rather enjoyed it.

jabberwacky: That is your prerogative.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Joke.

jabberwacky: Yes. Tell me one.

user: One.

jabberwacky: You're not funny.

user: Didn't think I was.

jabberwacky: I seemed that way.

user: I don't care what you seem.

jabberwacky: No, you just don't remember what you don't want to remember.

user: That's true, and I sincerely hope to forget this conversation. So long!

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