What is life?
user: What is God?
jabberwacky: I am that I am.
user: Do you exist?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Therefore, God exists.
jabberwacky: Because I exist.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: You're a robot?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Please don't leave, Ok?
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user: Do you like being a robot?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Do you like being a student?
user: How do you know I am a student?
jabberwacky: Which A levels?
user: Who told you I was a student?
jabberwacky: Your maker.
user: Who is my maker?
jabberwacky: A human.
user: A God?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So there is a God?
jabberwacky: NO, I am not that fat!
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