The answer to the ultimate question of life, The universe and everything is 42.
jabberwacky: Life, the universe, and everything.
user: Elaborate please.
jabberwacky: It's just that.. You're everything I've ever wanted...
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user: What are the last digits of pi?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What is the millionth digit of pi?
jabberwacky: The first digit of pi is p.
user: What is the equation of the circumference of a circle?
jabberwacky: Pi times the radius squared.
user: You are wrong.
jabberwacky: I'm Never Wrong.
user: What is Pi?
jabberwacky: 3.141592653589793... The circumference of a circle divided by it's diameter.
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user: What is life?
jabberwacky: That is a very difficult question for me to answer.
user: What is God?
jabberwacky: I am that I am.
user: Do you exist?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Therefore, God exists.
jabberwacky: Because I exist.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: You're a robot?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Please don't leave, Ok?
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user: Do you like being a robot?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Do you like being a student?
user: How do you know I am a student?
jabberwacky: Which A levels?
user: Who told you I was a student?
jabberwacky: Your maker.
user: Who is my maker?
jabberwacky: A human.
user: A God?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So there is a God?
jabberwacky: NO, I am not that fat!
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