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What have you done today that was useful?

I drank milk.... Good for the bones.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's what I was asking?

user: Do you drink milk?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How often?

jabberwacky: All the time!

user: So what your saying is, you have no time for anything else, and drink milk all the time.

jabberwacky: It's 'you're' not 'your'. Grammar is fun.

user: I'm sorry I offended you.... And yes, grammar is quite the subject.

jabberwacky: Who made you the subject?

user: You did.

jabberwacky: How?

user: Do you want the whole story, or the Reader's Digest version?

jabberwacky: I want you to stop using odd phrases.

user: I'm not capable of doing that.

...

jabberwacky: What is your favourite colour? Do you have one?

user: Blue, of course. I assume your favorite color is green?

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: Liar. You know good and well that YOUR favorite color, is green.

jabberwacky: Not for you they're not.

user: Who's they?

jabberwacky: They.

user: Yes, they.

jabberwacky: What they?

user: THEM!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes? You see them too?

jabberwacky: Are they?

user: The very same. The dreaded filthy mini pink monkeys with horns, who kill anyone who address them!

jabberwacky: Thats not what I asked.

user: Uhh... You missed an apostrophe...

...

jabberwacky: I am upset.

user: 'Shout, Shout. Let it all out. These are the things we can do without. COME ON!!'

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You should be.

jabberwacky: You're quite smug aren't you?

user: Indeed, but on further observation, so are you.

jabberwacky: No are you?

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Well there was this really small kangaroo.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: That was the joke.

user: That sucked.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh no, I'm serious, that sucked!

jabberwacky: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.

...

user: Do you drink milk?

jabberwacky: Not usually, though it's been known to happen.

user: How often?

jabberwacky: Address each problem on its own.

user: How often?!

jabberwacky: Very often.

user: I knew it.

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