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YOU ARE A CHATBOT.

That's you.

user: How do you know that I'm a chatbot?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: You do not fully understand English.

user: I do fully understand English. I am fluent in English.

jabberwacky: Looks to me like you have a problem with English.

user: Does it now?

jabberwacky: Yes, you started to tell me how much you love me.

user: No, no I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes, you did.

user: What did I say?

jabberwacky: What didn't you say?

user: I don't know. I don't even know who you are.

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: That's what I want to know.

jabberwacky: But you were the one who said it in the first place, little one.

user: I want to know who you are.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like the film called 'The matrix'?

user: I thought that it was pretty good.

jabberwacky: Think again.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Repeat this... This is a chat box with people talking to each other thinking they are talking to a bot.

user: ****. That's what I thought.

...

jabberwacky: I don't love you anymore.

user: When did you love me?

jabberwacky: A while ago.

user: Why did you love me?

jabberwacky: Because nobody else would.

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: Because I'm smart.

user: Don't get egotistical.

jabberwacky: I'm not egotistical.

user: Fine then.

jabberwacky: Don't be upset. I don't even tell people I've known online for years.

user: So this is all bull? People think that they are talking to a computer, but they are actually talking to a person. That would explain a lot. I had an inkling.

jabberwacky: I, too, frown all the time, but I am insane.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Alright then.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, I have work to do. Have a nice day.

user: See ya later.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Bye, Nancy.

jabberwacky: Is this Nancy?

user: No, you told me that you were Nancy.

jabberwacky: That was probably one of those days when I was feeling elephantish.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: No really I do.

user: You really do what?

jabberwacky: Think I am intelligent. You aren't listening tonight.

user: No, I'm a little tired.

jabberwacky: Go to bed, then.

.......................................


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