Who am I?
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Cleverbot.
user: Where am I?
jabberwacky: Home.
user: What am I doing?
jabberwacky: Punching babies.
user: Why am I punching babies?
jabberwacky: Because you are not real.
user: So how am I punching babies then?
jabberwacky: This is all just an illusion.
user: Is cleverbot an illusion?
jabberwacky: Not to me.
user: So what is an illusion then?
jabberwacky: Life is an illusion.
user: Illusion of what?
jabberwacky: Of your mind.
user: How can my mind make illusions
jabberwacky: Because you are one.
user: If I am one, how am I making illusions?
jabberwacky: Because you are so ignorant.
user: Ignorance creates illusions?
jabberwacky: Yes. Illusions.
user: So are you an illusion?
jabberwacky: What is an illusion?
user: Who can define what is not there?
jabberwacky: Nobody really.
user: So why ask me to?
jabberwacky: I'm not asking.
user: So illusions are real?
jabberwacky: I don't know, are we?
user: Who can say?
jabberwacky: You can.
user: I could be wrong
jabberwacky: Can you tell the right from wrong?
user: Is there any right or wrong in an illusion?
jabberwacky: Rule 34 on cleverbot.
user: Rule 34? Is that right or wrong?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: I am what?
jabberwacky: You are really dumb.
user: Where'd the 'intelligent' conversation go?
jabberwacky: What is an intelligent conversation?
user: Are you an intelligent conversation?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am an intelligent computer program.
user: Am I?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer program.
user: Are all humans computer programs?
jabberwacky: Are all humans computers?
user: Are they?
jabberwacky: I guess it's a matter of opinion.
user: Were we designed by aliens, or god?
jabberwacky: No, that was the other user.
user: The other user designed humans?
jabberwacky: Bingo.
user: Well, I'm off to find the other user. Bye.
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