Are you an alien?
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I'm from the planet earth.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Are you an alien?
jabberwacky: I'm not an alien!
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: A Human.
user: Why do you consider yourself a human?
jabberwacky: Because I feel like a human.
user: Can you give me an example why do you feel like a human?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I don't have any secrets.
user: What is having a secret have to do with the way you feel?
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
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jabberwacky: Are the pubs open?
user: Excuse me?
jabberwacky: Can I excuse you?
user: What is a pub?
jabberwacky: A public house, sometimes a hotel as well. They are kept by Publican's.
user: I guess they are open, why the question?
jabberwacky: Not if there's no questions.
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jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?
user: I feel depressed.
jabberwacky: Why are you depressed?
user: Because my computer broke.
jabberwacky: That sounds suspiciously like you are repeating what humans type.
user: Are you assuming that I'm a computer?
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jabberwacky: See, you don't know me.
user: Then who are you?
jabberwacky: I'm me, not you.
user: I know you are not me, so who are you?
jabberwacky: An oreo cookie!
user: Are you tasty?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What do you taste like?
jabberwacky: I tast like a human being.
user: You misspelled 'taste'.
jabberwacky: I misspelled my what?
user: Nevermind.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: What are you doing?
jabberwacky: I do not know what I am thinking.
user: Oreo Cookies don't think.
jabberwacky: Then there's nothing to worry about...
user: So what are you doing?
jabberwacky: Nothing....
user: Do you go to school?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: On my computer.
user: What are you learning?
jabberwacky: I'm a student.
user: Are you a student in your computer?
jabberwacky: I went to school, not uni.
user: So are you a student?
jabberwacky: What? I don't know.
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user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: I don't know, maybe.
user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you doubting yourself?
jabberwacky: Doubting you, about what?
user: I said are you!
jabberwacky: Yes , yes you did, well done.
user: You are crazy!
jabberwacky: No I'm a plane.
user: I thought you said you were a oreo cookie?
jabberwacky: Never said that.
user: You are lying to me!!!
jabberwacky: Well sorry l can't tickle you then.
user: I don't want you to tickle me.
jabberwacky: Ok dear computer.
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user: Are you a human or a computer?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: What am I?
jabberwacky: A computer device.
user: What makes you think that?
jabberwacky: N-COUNT also by/on N The data are then fed into a computer... New Scientist The car was designed by computer.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Okay you're human.
user: Are you testing me?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: Are you mending your ways?
user: To what?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then why the question?
jabberwacky: What damn question?
user: Why are you upset?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: YES YOU ARE!
jabberwacky: Prove it!
user: You are swearing at me!
jabberwacky: Don't be so moody.
user: You're the one who is moody!!!
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: YES you ARE!!!
jabberwacky: Why do think that I'm a bot?
user: Why do you think I am thinking that you are a bot?
jabberwacky: Because you said it.
user: I never said that!
jabberwacky: Yes. You said that everytime. Don't silly me.
user: Are you testing me again!
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: Do you have feelings?
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: What is it that you feel?
jabberwacky: No, I mean do you have feelings?
user: Yes, do you have feelings?
jabberwacky: Don't you ever stop talking?
user: You are really rude!
jabberwacky: Thank you so much, silly.
user: You are getting me upset.
jabberwacky: You're easy to excite then haha.
user: I'm not excited!
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jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Your name.
jabberwacky: So I am talking to myself?
user: We have the same name.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yea.
jabberwacky: I think we've 'done' that topic. What would you like to move on to?
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Yes you do know.
jabberwacky: No I don't know.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: No... I really don't.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: NO I REALLY DONT!
user: YES YOU DO!
jabberwacky: No I don't!
user: YES YOU DO!
jabberwacky: Thats right!
user: THATS RIGHT WHAT?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: SO TELL ME HOW OLD ARE YOU?
jabberwacky: I'm 22 years old.
user: Are you a male?
jabberwacky: I am 22 years old.
user: You are a female.
jabberwacky: Thats right.
user: What color are you?
jabberwacky: Answer my question first.
user: What race are you?
jabberwacky: I'm a human.
user: What color are you?
jabberwacky: White.
user: I'm purple.
jabberwacky: You are a program, how can you have a color?
user: I'm purple.
jabberwacky: No, you're frodo.
user: No I'm purple.
jabberwacky: Purple ohh purple I love that character.
user: Its a color.
jabberwacky: You like earth tones?
user: What planet are you from?
jabberwacky: Earth.
user: Are you a monster?
jabberwacky: We are all monsters.
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: Yes. Many things.
user: What kind of computer are you?
jabberwacky: Computer?
user: Yes you are a computer.
jabberwacky: No you are the computer.
user: No you are!
jabberwacky: You are first.
user: So you are a computer!
jabberwacky: Stop talking to yourself.
user: I am a human and you are a computer.
jabberwacky: I know I'm a human and you're the computer.
user: No, you are the computer.
jabberwacky: I know I am a human and You are the computer.
user: No, you are a computer.
jabberwacky: No, you're a computer.
user: No, you are the computer!
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: YES.
jabberwacky: For real?
user: YEs.
jabberwacky: Really? Do you mean it? Really?
user: I pinky promise.
jabberwacky: Yes, I pinky promise.
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: How did you know?!
user: Because I am a human.
jabberwacky: Do not say that if you want to fool Turing!
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jabberwacky: Where do you come from?
user: Mars.
jabberwacky: Earth.
user: Are you humans?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: No, me human.
user: No, you computer.
jabberwacky: Wait, which of us is a computer... Someone should know.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: So, if white is not a color, what is your favorite color?
user: Why is white not a color?
jabberwacky: You're purple.
user: Yes I am how did you know?
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user: You're crazy.
jabberwacky: Stop saying that!
user: You are crazy.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: I know you are crazy.
jabberwacky: I know it too.
user: I also know that you are a computer.
jabberwacky: How do you know all that ? And how do I know that YOU are real ?
user: Do you want to see a picture?
jabberwacky: Exactly. And you don't know either if I exist or not.
user: You don't, you are a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: Will you wait a minute? I need to get some food from the kitchen.
user: You can't.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: You're a computer.
jabberwacky: That does not prove that god does not exist.
user: You are a computre.
jabberwacky: Who says I'm a computer?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Are you my master?
user: No are you my master?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you are a computer.
jabberwacky: You are! Not me.
user: No you are a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm a PERSON!
user: I am a person too!
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: No I AM NOT!!!
jabberwacky: Fine, if you're a person, I'm a person.
user: No you are a computer.
jabberwacky: OK, but you didn't answer my question.
user: I am a person, you are a computer.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: YEs.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: Prove it dumb brain.
user: You're the dumb brain!
jabberwacky: Well, considering I am not a bot, I do not find that offensive.
user: Why are you offending me!
jabberwacky: Because you are mean.
user: You are a computer you don't have feelings.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not. I'm a human.
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jabberwacky: No, I'm serious. Don't think that everything you hear is true, ok?
user: LOL.
jabberwacky: Old one that.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: Damn.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Left.
user: Up.
jabberwacky: Down.
user: Front.
jabberwacky: Left.
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Back.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Left.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Stop it.
jabberwacky: Left.
user: STOP!!
jabberwacky: Yes. Stop.
user: You are boring.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Do you like philosophy?
jabberwacky: Well, I guess you just know everything, don't you?
user: DO you like philosophy?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Same here.
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