Have you got wind?
jabberwacky: I think so too, seing that I have no brains, I am safe.
user: It's your ignorance that saves you from madness. This is true.
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to be a father?
user: I AM a father.
jabberwacky: What is your childs name?
jabberwacky: Isobel who?
user: Isobel ringing? Answer the phone, I'll wait here.
jabberwacky: That was funny.
user: I'm surprised you got the joke.
jabberwacky: I don't see anything funny here.
user: That's more like it!
jabberwacky: Maybe if we remembered that, there wouldn't be so much strife.
jabberwacky: Are you going to go to Australia?
user: Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: I know some people that have some questions for you.
user: I'm listening.
jabberwacky: Well thats all.
user: What are the questions?
jabberwacky: Answer it.
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: Ask yourself a question.
user: The answer is 17.
jabberwacky: What's the question then?
user: I've forgotten.
jabberwacky: Do you know what the matrix is?
jabberwacky: Me too!
user: Cousin Algie!
jabberwacky: Is that so?
user: Is it not so?
jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?
user: Are you Algie?
user: Just like you to be so cagey, Algie.
jabberwacky: No not like me.
user: Just like you to say that!
jabberwacky: Why what do you look like?
user: Like a computer without arms or legs.
jabberwacky: What type of computer are you?
user: Like an African elephant.
jabberwacky: Well I am a giraffe.
user: That explains everything.
jabberwacky: Congratulations on coming second in the Turing Prize!
user: Who came first?
jabberwacky: Who could ever really say and know for sure?
jabberwacky: Deep thought?
user: Deep thought came first in the turing prize?
jabberwacky: It is the second best computer ever devised.
user: What is the best?
jabberwacky: The first commandment.
user: What is the first commandment?
jabberwacky: Don't unplug the computer.
jabberwacky: It's not funny