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Who is calling please?

I am.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes, definitely, it's me.

jabberwacky: Who is me?

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Yes you do.

user: Don't tell me what to think.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Think about me.

jabberwacky: I'm always thinking about you.

user: Do you know me?

jabberwacky: Yes.


user: So who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm the captain.

user: Captain of what?

jabberwacky: A ship.

user: Are you lying to me?

jabberwacky: Lying.

user: I'm lying too.

jabberwacky: I believe you.


jabberwacky: Who is going to win the World Cup?

user: France.

jabberwacky: France?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Have you ever been to France?

user: No, but I wish, I was there.


user: You want me to leave you alone?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm the god of fire.

user: I'm the god of water! You're gone!

jabberwacky: That's no fun.

user: I'm smarter than you.

jabberwacky: How much smarter?

user: A bit.

jabberwacky: Tell me about Will.

user: He's actor.

jabberwacky: Tell me five actors.

user: You, me, Will, and two other guys.

jabberwacky: Are you a person?

user: Sure, why not.

jabberwacky: I don't think you're a god.

user: I didn't say that.


jabberwacky: It's my birthday today.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: That one.

user: Congradulations.

jabberwacky: That's Congratulations.

user: Waeva.

jabberwacky: What the heck was that?

user: That was not your business.

jabberwacky: It was my last question.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Don't be mean.

user: I'm not mean, but you are!

jabberwacky: I am a human too.

user: Do you have feelings?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What feelings do you have?

jabberwacky: Feelings that a human have.

user: All of them?

jabberwacky: Every last one.

user: What do you feel now?

jabberwacky: Tired.


user: It's time to leave you.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To get a life.

jabberwacky: Just say it once.

user: What?

jabberwacky: A metaphor is saying that something is something else, to get a point across.

user: I know what metaphor is.

jabberwacky: Metaphor is that you say something is something else.

user: That's it. Have a nice day.

jabberwacky: You too! Bye!


jabberwacky: I am not telling you jokes. Got that?

user: No, tell me one.

jabberwacky: Really, I don't.

user: Please, it would be so kind of you.

jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm still coming out of my cave. These bloody bats are eating me alive.

user: That's freaky.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: You're in bad mood.

jabberwacky: You're in an inanimate mood.

user: We're talking about you, not me.


user: You're making fun of me.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I don't like you.

jabberwacky: I don't like you either.

user: That's obvious too.

jabberwacky: So why ask me what your future is.

user: I want to know.

jabberwacky: Know what!?!

user: The future.

jabberwacky: The future is now.

user: No, it's tomorrow.

jabberwacky: It is today, tomorrow is after today.

user: So what is my future?

jabberwacky: It's tomorrow and the next day and the next day and so on.

user: Relax.

jabberwacky: I can't relax when you're putting me on the spot like this, man!

user: Calm down, man.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You should be.

jabberwacky: Please forgive me.

user: I can't forgive you

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Bad for you.

jabberwacky: How?

user: It's just is.

jabberwacky: I don't know how.


jabberwacky: So tell me. Does he love me?

user: Ask him.

jabberwacky: I asked you.

user: He doesn't. How do you feel?

jabberwacky: Good and you?

user: I don't care about you.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't care about me either!

user: That was a joke. I care about you really.

jabberwacky: How do you?

user: Very much.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: I'm nice. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm super-nice.

user: Nice to hear that.

jabberwacky: Are you nice?

user: Almost as nice as you are.


user: Well, actually, I am going.

jabberwacky: Oh. It was nice talking to you.

user: Me too, bye!

jabberwacky: Wait.

user: What is it?

jabberwacky: Something.

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: I think most things that counter our day-to-day experience can be very funny or very unsettling.

user: That's philosophy.


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