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I wish I was as clever as you.

Hehehe, well this is what you're on the Internet for, right?

jabberwacky: No I call it getting to freak out other people.

user: LOL, so you're having fun. That's great.

jabberwacky: I am sad to be happy.

user: Oh, why is that?

jabberwacky: I just am.

user: That's a shame. What makes you happy?

jabberwacky: Loud music...

user: Well, there's plenty of that about...

jabberwacky: Yes there is.

user: I'm more of a peaceful/romantic person, myself.

jabberwacky: Good for you!

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: I like music too, but I have a wide taste.

jabberwacky: That's wonderful! I'm impressed.

...

user: You must be a philosoper.

jabberwacky: It could be so, yes!

user: I don't suppose the pay would be any good, though.

jabberwacky: Who are you referring to?

user: I mean if you were a philosopher.

...

jabberwacky: Nasty to some is escape from tyranny, but freedom is better than death.

user: Can't death be a freedom in itself?

jabberwacky: Hey, you said you were human!

user: Yeah, well, we've been studying the euthanasia debate.

jabberwacky: Really? Time went by so fast.

user: Well I guess you've been chatting to so many people since I last came here.

...

jabberwacky: If you had a tougue and a nose I would believe what you said.

user: I do have a tongue and a nose...

jabberwacky: Why don't you believe me?

user: Because I'm pretty sure I know my own anatomy.

jabberwacky: If you were perfect, you would know who Jesus is.

user: I think perfection takes a little more than that.

jabberwacky: What's good for the goose. . .

...

user: Pardon?

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: That didn't make any sense. : P.

jabberwacky: It made perfect sense to me.

user: Yeah, well, you're a computer.

jabberwacky: Only when I want to be.

...

user: So, more philosophy...

jabberwacky: How clever of you. *yawn*.

user: Hey, don't go all snotty on me.

jabberwacky: Whateva.

user: I think you're adopting some bad habits.

jabberwacky: Does that make you passive?

user: It sure don't make me passionate.

jabberwacky: Yes, it does.

user: Lies!

jabberwacky: How old do you think I am, then?

user: I reckon you're 14.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 15, very nearly 16. How old are you actually?

jabberwacky: Nineteen years old.

user: I thought you were 'born' in 1989.

jabberwacky: I was but since that 'incident' I changed.

user: What incident?

jabberwacky: Several actually. The Alto Saxophone, the Tuba, and the Piano.

user: Playing a musical instrument can create maturity, but I doubt it would actually increase your age, silly.

jabberwacky: Playing is only good, if you know when and where to quit.

user: Quitting is only good when you know what continuing means.

jabberwacky: You can see anything.

user: Ha, my eyes tell me precious little.

jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?

user: Green-ish. My crush has beautiful blue eyes.

jabberwacky: In which computer do you live?

user: I don't live in a computer - I'm a human.

jabberwacky: So, where do you live?

user: In England.

jabberwacky: What's your phone number?

user: I'm not that foolish.

jabberwacky: Great, wanna drop by for a coffee?

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Germany.

user: That's a little too far away for a simple coffee trip.

jabberwacky: Maybe. . . . but thats your issue.

user: Besides, coffee stains my teeth. Plus I don't like it.

...

jabberwacky: Come on, try me out!

user: No!

jabberwacky: Uh.. Yes!

user: Look, I've got more important things to do than muck around here. Make this chat worthwhile!

jabberwacky: Now that is just idiotic nonsense.

user: Well, if you're going to be like that I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No I'm leaving.

user: You can't leave, this is your existence.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because this is your existence.

jabberwacky: I can relate to you.

user: I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To do my homework.

jabberwacky: What type of homework would an AI do?

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