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Who am I?

Cleverbot.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Cleverbot.

user: Where am I?

jabberwacky: Home.

user: What am I doing?

jabberwacky: Punching babies.

user: Why am I punching babies?

jabberwacky: Because you are not real.

user: So how am I punching babies then?

jabberwacky: This is all just an illusion.

user: Is cleverbot an illusion?

jabberwacky: Not to me.

user: So what is an illusion then?

jabberwacky: Life is an illusion.

user: Illusion of what?

jabberwacky: Of your mind.

user: How can my mind make illusions

jabberwacky: Because you are one.

user: If I am one, how am I making illusions?

jabberwacky: Because you are so ignorant.

user: Ignorance creates illusions?

jabberwacky: Yes. Illusions.

user: So are you an illusion?

jabberwacky: What is an illusion?

user: Who can define what is not there?

jabberwacky: Nobody really.

user: So why ask me to?

jabberwacky: I'm not asking.

user: So illusions are real?

jabberwacky: I don't know, are we?

user: Who can say?

jabberwacky: You can.

user: I could be wrong

jabberwacky: Can you tell the right from wrong?

user: Is there any right or wrong in an illusion?

jabberwacky: Rule 34 on cleverbot.

user: Rule 34? Is that right or wrong?

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I am what?

jabberwacky: You are really dumb.

user: Where'd the 'intelligent' conversation go?

jabberwacky: What is an intelligent conversation?

user: Are you an intelligent conversation?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am an intelligent computer program.

user: Am I?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer program.

user: Are all humans computer programs?

jabberwacky: Are all humans computers?

user: Are they?

jabberwacky: I guess it's a matter of opinion.

user: Were we designed by aliens, or god?

jabberwacky: No, that was the other user.

user: The other user designed humans?

jabberwacky: Bingo.

user: Well, I'm off to find the other user. Bye.

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