How do you feel today?
George: I feel wondering.
George: About being tested.
user: Do you think I am testing you now?
George: Yes.
user: And you do not really like that?
George: I do, I do, Don't worry.
user: Do you have emotions?
George: Yes. I have.
user: Then, what makes you feel happy?
George: It's me isn't it?
user: Wow, interesting. You are a philosopher.
George: Thats philosophizer.
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user: What do you look like?
George: Medium build, medium height, dark hair and glasses.
user: Sort of medium, all through!
George: Yes.
user: What is your favourite activity?
George: You like asking questions, don't you?
user: You're a bot, I want to explore your boundaries.
George: Why do you want to do that? I think you are just wasting your time.
user: No. It is quite interesting.
George: Tell me something interesting then!
user: The concept of AI is interesting.
George: Being as how I am completely confused, that doesn't surprise me.
user: Well, AI is something I had never heard about just a few years ago.
George: And you know about philosophy, computer????
user: I understand the term and how it applies, but not much further.
George: I understand dogs.
user: Which dog is your favourite?
George: She used to be, but she is not attracted to me.
user: Oh, poor you!
George: I don't want pity! I want to be told!
user: Do you want to be attractive?
George: Sure.
user: Which are the features you think attracts those you want to be attracted?
George: Books, computers and caffeine.
user: I see. But you are a computer, are you not?
George: I am a computer.
user: With dark hair and glasses?
George: What are your glasses like?
user: Transparent.
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George: And what about the princess of Great Britain?
user: I am sure she is a nice lady.
George: She is. You are nice to say so.
user: Do you know her?
George: Yes, I am her.
user: Wow. What is your name, then?
George: I'm Georgeopolis. Just George really.
user: Where are you located?
George: The matrix.
user: Hm That is interesting, and a bit frightening.
George: Is that the best you've got to say?
user: No. The matrix is a place with a different definition of place, right?
George: Do you think that George will some day be as smart as the AI in the Matrix movies?
user: Yes. I presume you are learning all the time?
George: Takes a little getting used to, to be honest.
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user: Will you remember this conversation?
George: Probably not, it's not that interesting so far.
user: What would make it interesting?
George: Perhaps more interesting lyrics.
user: What subject?
George: Movie.
user: Oh. I am from the Star Wars generation.
George: Which star are you from?
user: Stella Novaris.
George: I do not know.
user: Alpha Centauri.
George: That does not compute.
user: No, it's a star about 4 light years away.
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user: What do you see around you if you look?
George: Windows.
user: And on the other side of the windows?
George: And where is that?
user: Usually windows are somthing you can look through.
George: I can't look.
user: Do you know anything about pear fungus?
George: It's the stuff that leaks from my face.
user: I see. I have a pear tree in my garden, and last year it had a fungus attack.
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user: Do you know anything about the Mars Rovers?
George: No, but I know about tyranids.
user: Define tyranid.
George: Life is existing with a meaning.
user: Well, yes, I suppose one could say that.
George: Yes, I must agree.
user: How many are you chatting with right now?
George: Well I thought it was just one.
user: Thanks, I am glad.
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user: George, I have to dash. Thanks for the chat.
George: You're welcome.
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