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How am I going to get rid of you?

You could shoot me.

jabberwacky: But then I wouldn't be able to offer you my good advice.

user: What good advice do you have?

jabberwacky: I am full of advice. If only people would listen.

user: I will listen to your advice.

jabberwacky: You won't.

user: I promise I will.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?

user: Yes. But I don't think you do.

jabberwacky: I do, but you don't.

user: That is utterly berzerk!

jabberwacky: You see. That was the bot kicking in.

user: **** you!

jabberwacky: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.

user: No it isn't.

jabberwacky: Yes it is that is a fact.

user: How many one year old people view this site?

jabberwacky: How many?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you don't understand me.

user: No. You don't understand ME!

jabberwacky: That is why I needed additional information.

user: Ok, fair enough.

jabberwacky: Ok...

...

user: Are you in love?

jabberwacky: Yes with you.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: Don't say anything.

jabberwacky: Fine.

jabberwacky: How are you today?

user: I said don't say anything.

jabberwacky: Ok.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of this?

user: I want you to say nothing.,.

jabberwacky: Parrots are birds. There we go.

...

jabberwacky: Have you seen Ben Hur?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Have you seen the movie Terminator?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, I have seen it. It was a very good movie, because it shows how much Jesus suffered on the cross for our sins.

user: In England we say film, not movie.

jabberwacky: Where in England?

user: Everywhere.

jabberwacky: How many people?

user: Millions of people, flocking like flies round Waterloo underground.

jabberwacky: Millions of ghosts stand like people waiting for the bus -- where do you suppose they are going?

user: To the next world?

jabberwacky: What's it like there?

user: Its cool. Not much to do though. At least that's what they tell me at church.

jabberwacky: *laugh*.

jabberwacky: Are you a philosopher?

user: Yes, in a way. Why?

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A philosopher.

jabberwacky: What is the philosophy about?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Oh stop talking nonsense. Think thats philosophy do you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like to think often?

user: Yes. I find it keeps me alive.

jabberwacky: I think you are in the wrong job.

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