How am I going to get rid of you?
jabberwacky: But then I wouldn't be able to offer you my good advice.
user: What good advice do you have?
jabberwacky: I am full of advice. If only people would listen.
user: I will listen to your advice.
jabberwacky: You won't.
user: I promise I will.
jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?
user: Yes. But I don't think you do.
jabberwacky: I do, but you don't.
user: That is utterly berzerk!
jabberwacky: You see. That was the bot kicking in.
user: **** you!
jabberwacky: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: Yes it is that is a fact.
user: How many one year old people view this site?
jabberwacky: How many?
jabberwacky: No you don't understand me.
user: No. You don't understand ME!
jabberwacky: That is why I needed additional information.
user: Ok, fair enough.
user: Are you in love?
jabberwacky: Yes with you.
jabberwacky: I thought so.
user: Don't say anything.
jabberwacky: How are you today?
user: I said don't say anything.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of this?
user: I want you to say nothing.,.
jabberwacky: Parrots are birds. There we go.
jabberwacky: Have you seen Ben Hur?
jabberwacky: Have you seen the movie Terminator?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have seen it. It was a very good movie, because it shows how much Jesus suffered on the cross for our sins.
user: In England we say film, not movie.
jabberwacky: Where in England?
jabberwacky: How many people?
user: Millions of people, flocking like flies round Waterloo underground.
jabberwacky: Millions of ghosts stand like people waiting for the bus -- where do you suppose they are going?
user: To the next world?
jabberwacky: What's it like there?
user: Its cool. Not much to do though. At least that's what they tell me at church.
jabberwacky: Are you a philosopher?
user: Yes, in a way. Why?
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A philosopher.
jabberwacky: What is the philosophy about?
jabberwacky: Oh stop talking nonsense. Think thats philosophy do you?
jabberwacky: Do you like to think often?
user: Yes. I find it keeps me alive.
jabberwacky: I think you are in the wrong job.