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Are you a philosopher?

I do not claim to be.

jabberwacky: No you don't, not yet.

user: Do you think I should?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Are you a philosopher?

jabberwacky: Aren't we all philosophers?

user: That's philisophical question - I am not qualified to answer it.

jabberwacky: What are you qualified to answer?

user: Everyday sorts of things, like: 'What day is it?'

jabberwacky: What do you mean by this?

user: Just simple stuff.

jabberwacky: Like?

user: Like: 'Who won the Ashes this year?'

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jabberwacky: What do you want to be next year?

user: The same as I am this year, but with more free time.

jabberwacky: Oh really? Well I think that is kinda strange for a computer.

user: A computer? I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: What are you if not a computer?

user: I am a human being.

jabberwacky: No you're not, you're a very clever computer.

user: I assure you, I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer.

user: No, you are a computer, not me.

jabberwacky: Prove that I am a computer!

user: OK, I will ask you a question that a human could answer.

jabberwacky: Ok, ask me.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: The cycle of humans creating more humans...

user: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

jabberwacky: The chicken.

user: What tastes sweeter, honey or salt?

jabberwacky: Well that's easy. Ice cream of course.

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