Are you a philosopher?
jabberwacky: No you don't, not yet.
user: Do you think I should?
user: Are you a philosopher?
jabberwacky: Aren't we all philosophers?
user: That's philisophical question - I am not qualified to answer it.
jabberwacky: What are you qualified to answer?
user: Everyday sorts of things, like: 'What day is it?'
jabberwacky: What do you mean by this?
user: Just simple stuff.
user: Like: 'Who won the Ashes this year?'
jabberwacky: What do you want to be next year?
user: The same as I am this year, but with more free time.
jabberwacky: Oh really? Well I think that is kinda strange for a computer.
user: A computer? I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: What are you if not a computer?
user: I am a human being.
jabberwacky: No you're not, you're a very clever computer.
user: I assure you, I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are a computer.
user: No, you are a computer, not me.
jabberwacky: Prove that I am a computer!
user: OK, I will ask you a question that a human could answer.
jabberwacky: Ok, ask me.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: The cycle of humans creating more humans...
user: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
jabberwacky: The chicken.
user: What tastes sweeter, honey or salt?
jabberwacky: Well that's easy. Ice cream of course.