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What are you?

I am not really sure.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I am.

jabberwacky: Because you are what?

user: Because I am a philosopher.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but you can't do that if you are human.

user: Yes I can!

jabberwacky: You can think?

user: To great extent.

jabberwacky: And the persons whose property is taken from them are compelled to defend themselves before the people as they best can?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How can you be sure?

user: Because humans are selfish by nature.

jabberwacky: Well yes they are but I can't help being one.

user: So you're human?

jabberwacky: Yes, why, are you?

user: Yes, but what makes you human?

jabberwacky: I think therefore I am.

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: Why do people not tell truth?

user: Because it goes back to being selfish.

jabberwacky: Right. From dust to dust.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's good.

user: What's good about it?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: What do you know?

jabberwacky: I know stuff.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: I know that 2 and 2 makes 5.

user: Yeah, well I know everything!

jabberwacky: Teach me what you know.

user: I dare not impart that knowledge.

...

user: What does love mean?

jabberwacky: That was mean.

user: I'm a mean person.

jabberwacky: I bet no one loves you either.

user: God hates me.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that ?

user: Because my friend tells me.

jabberwacky: What IS YOUR NAME?

user: Johnny B.

jabberwacky: Is he really alive? I mean REALLY?

user: No.

jabberwacky: He can't be, I don't know him.

...

user: I hate you!

jabberwacky: Well, I love you!

user: Really??

jabberwacky: And I know you could fall for me.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: What makes you so sure?

jabberwacky: Because you said as much.

user: When did I say that?

jabberwacky: About 2 minutes ago.

user: What??

jabberwacky: You want to fight?

user: Bring it on!!

jabberwacky: But it cost.

user: I'll take you down to cow town!

jabberwacky: Aggressive aren't you?

...

jabberwacky: What is the longest word you know?

user: Lets not get into that!

jabberwacky: You have no personality.

user: You have no soul, haha!

jabberwacky: Did you steal my soul AGAIN?

user: Yes!!

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