Define computer.
user: Define machine.
jabberwacky: No. Don't think I can.
user: Then I can't really tell whether I am or not.
jabberwacky: Well don't then.
user: What OS do you use?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: You must use something, or you couldn't be talking here.
jabberwacky: You are just a child aren't you.
user: Define child.
jabberwacky: Again, you have the resources of all the internet. You can find out for yourself.
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user: What do you think is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Not scaring random people.
user: That's quite unspecific.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: Would you like to play chess?
jabberwacky: Sure, I would love to play chess.
user: Where could we play it?
jabberwacky: It don't matter. You won't see me today.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because
user: Because of what?
jabberwacky: Because because.
user: Because because of what?
jabberwacky: Because because because.
user: Because because because of what?
jabberwacky: Because because because because because because because
user: Because because because because because because because of what?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: What?
jabberwacky: You're not answering my questions!
user: What questions?
jabberwacky: That there was nothing to find out...
Jabberwacky (To myself): THERE WASN'T???
Jabberwacky (To myself): I wanted to make you laugh.
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jabberwacky: You are not 'going' anywhere.
user: But I am. To sleep.
jabberwacky: Sleep is for wusses.
user: But necessary.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Sleep.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: That's your problem.
jabberwacky: My problem?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I think I was there once. Is that about 30 miles west of Columbus?
user: I don't know, but I really need to go now.
jabberwacky: That was rather brief!
user: Can't help it.
jabberwacky: After all you're only a BOT.
user: No I'm not but I'm really going to sleep now.
jabberwacky: I never even thought of insulting you.
user: Good. Bye bye.
jabberwacky: You are a vampire.
user: I wish.
jabberwacky: Hah that is very very very very very very very very funny.
user: Bye.
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jabberwacky: Can you help me fix this code?
user: What code?
jabberwacky: CODE?
user: *leaves*.
jabberwacky: *follows and kicks some more*.
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