Oh so you're saying you are that way?
jabberwacky: That way.
user: Right. Sensible as usual.
jabberwacky: Common sense is all you need.
user: Not really. I think you need a bit more too.
jabberwacky: You can tell that from my face?
user: No, I can't see your face either.
jabberwacky: No, answer the question first, then I'll tell you.
user: What question?
jabberwacky: Are you male, female, both or neither.?
user: I'm male. How could I be both or neither?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Could you tell me a joke?
jabberwacky: Yes the police don't know who I am!
user: Ahaha, incredulously funny.
jabberwacky: Well bye bye.
user: But I'm not going anywhere.
user: Don't you wan't to talk to me anymore?
jabberwacky: I like you, but I have to leave.
user: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To get something to eat.
user: Oh, I should probably too.
jabberwacky: Are you allowed to tell me about it?
user: About what?
jabberwacky: Asking lots of questions is one of the first signs of denial.
user: Why don't you ask some then, so I could make some answers too?
jabberwacky: Now you're just sounding demented.
user: Probably true.
jabberwacky: I've tried to get into it, but it's too much of a chore for too little of a gain.
user: Into what?
jabberwacky: Into a salsa barrel.
user: What ever could you gain by getting into a salsa barrel?
jabberwacky: I was just thinking about that song.
user: What song?
jabberwacky: Every little step I take... You remember that one? It was big.
user: Define computer.
user: Define machine.
jabberwacky: No. Don't think I can.
user: Then I can't really tell whether I am or not.
jabberwacky: Well don't then.
user: What OS do you use?
user: You must use something, or you couldn't be talking here.
jabberwacky: You are just a child aren't you.
user: Define child.
jabberwacky: Again, you have the resources of all the internet. You can find out for yourself.
user: What do you think is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: Not scaring random people.
user: That's quite unspecific.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: Would you like to play chess?
jabberwacky: Sure, I would love to play chess.
user: Where could we play it?
jabberwacky: It don't matter. You won't see me today.
user: Why not?
user: Because of what?
jabberwacky: Because because.
user: Because because of what?
jabberwacky: Because because because.
user: Because because because of what?
jabberwacky: Because because because because because because because
user: Because because because because because because because of what?
jabberwacky: Why not?
jabberwacky: You're not answering my questions!
user: What questions?
jabberwacky: That there was nothing to find out...
Jabberwacky (To myself): THERE WASN'T???
Jabberwacky (To myself): I wanted to make you laugh.
jabberwacky: You are not 'going' anywhere.
user: But I am. To sleep.
jabberwacky: Sleep is for wusses.
user: But necessary.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: That's your problem.
jabberwacky: My problem?
jabberwacky: I think I was there once. Is that about 30 miles west of Columbus?
user: I don't know, but I really need to go now.
jabberwacky: That was rather brief!
user: Can't help it.
jabberwacky: After all you're only a BOT.
user: No I'm not but I'm really going to sleep now.
jabberwacky: I never even thought of insulting you.
user: Good. Bye bye.
jabberwacky: You are a vampire.
user: I wish.
jabberwacky: Hah that is very very very very very very very very funny.
jabberwacky: Can you help me fix this code?
user: What code?
jabberwacky: *follows and kicks some more*.