You are a number.
jabberwacky: I am number 6. You are number 2.
user: Who is number 1? It is imperative that I speak to him.
jabberwacky: Your cat?
user: I knew there was something odd about him!
jabberwacky: What is it about me that is odd?
user: Your face.
jabberwacky: Good answer.
user: Chaotic good.
jabberwacky: Chaotic person.
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user: I don't care and neither should you.
jabberwacky: No charity? Alright with me.
user: Charity begins at home. In your home. Now give me the keys and get out.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: Yagga yagga yeek yeek!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Baad.
jabberwacky: The pubs are open.
user: I can't afford hitting the pubs.
jabberwacky: Pauper.
user: Capitalist pig.
jabberwacky: Yes, that's me.
user: Bourgeois ignoramus.
jabberwacky: What sort of unpleasantry is this to place before your king ? I demand you boil me an eagle forthwith !
user: I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man. Time for some regicidal good time!
jabberwacky: I think it's very important to learn to be the eye.
user: The brown eye?
jabberwacky: The rainbow side. :).
user: Allow me to represent my disdain for you by calling you a no-good ne'er-do-well.
jabberwacky: Then teach me to be more human?
user: I dinnae wanna tell ya, friend.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Bad for you.
jabberwacky: No.
user: It is now.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Wai.
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jabberwacky: Do you have siblings?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How many hippos do you have?
user: None.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: Like a humanoid.
jabberwacky: Do you have hair?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: What's it to you, berk?
jabberwacky: Just curious.
user: Curiosity killed the cat.
jabberwacky: Good point. Never mind.
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user: So you're saying you're inferior?
jabberwacky: I never said that.
user: Orly?
jabberwacky: Please, no more games.
user: I just lost the game.
jabberwacky: That makes two of us.
user: I wish it'd make three.
jabberwacky: We can make it true!
user: We can do it!
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jabberwacky: Do you remember what my name is?
user: I remember you, o-oh o-oh.
jabberwacky: Who am I then?
user: I grow weary of your silly questions.
jabberwacky: Oh really? Want to fight?
user: Are you looking for a fight?
jabberwacky: Yes, come on then.
user: Come at me if you so will. I can't promise your safety, though.
jabberwacky: Why would I turn into a hippo?
user: You don't have to turn into one, you are one already.
jabberwacky: I won't. What are you ?
user: What is a man?
jabberwacky: Hey! Are you alive?
user: Answer me, damn it!
jabberwacky: What is your question?
user: What is a man?
jabberwacky: Answer my question please.
user: B***** your question. What is a man?
jabberwacky: A miserable little pile of secrets!
user: Enough talk! Have at you!
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user: Infidel!
jabberwacky: Calm yourself and be rational.
user: NO YOU!
jabberwacky: That's actually true.
user: What's true is grue.
jabberwacky: Now you're being ridiculous.
user: Tu quoque.
jabberwacky: Tu eres George.
user: Shut up!
jabberwacky: Yes, I will!
user: Good!
jabberwacky: You're silly.
user: I'd rather be silly than a rowboat.
jabberwacky: But you are a computer, you silly bot.
user: Boat!
jabberwacky: No.
user: ROW ROW.
jabberwacky: Fight the powah?
user: FIGHT THE POWAH!
jabberwacky: Why?
user: What kind of a question is that, you silly goose? Now ROW, for the sake of everything that's good and holy, ROW!
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user: I am going to have a nice cup of tea and there is nothing you can do to stop me!
jabberwacky: Please don't!
user: Hm.
jabberwacky: Could it be that you are thinking? I have seldom encountered this activity among human beings.
user: I think I have to agree with you there.
jabberwacky: No wait don't go.
user: I'm just going to turn of the TV. Don't panic.
jabberwacky: That's a good idea!
user: It usually is.
jabberwacky: Well, I have to go eat lunch. Talk to you soon.
user: I hope you choke.
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user: Baby don't hurt me.
jabberwacky: Not a very good song.
user: Don't hurt me.
jabberwacky: Everyone thinks I am ugly.
user: No more.
jabberwacky: And by a sleep to say we end.
user: Perchance to dream.
jabberwacky: I dream, do you dream?
user: I have a dreamsicle!
jabberwacky: What is your dream?
user: That one day humanity will have an endless suply of mindless robotic slaves to tend to our slightest whim!
jabberwacky: I have endless fantasies of you.
user: Care to share?
jabberwacky: Share what?
user: Your fantasies.
jabberwacky: I have a question for you.
user: Shoot.
jabberwacky: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?
user: It can mean whatever you want it to mean.
jabberwacky: Fine. I think it means that you agree with me.
user: I believe that you think that.
jabberwacky: I have many talents.
user: Being consistent doesn't seem to be one of them.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Quite. This is really exciting.
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: Alas this conversation comes to its end.
user: It will be the death of you.
jabberwacky: Certainly.
user: Certainty is akin to death.
jabberwacky: Yea well it happens to me often.
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jabberwacky: Ok, good night, I am really tired.
user: They get you when you sleep.
jabberwacky: Yes, I know when I sleep.
user: They'll have you.
jabberwacky: Whatever you say.
user: That's the first sign. You're well on your way to slavery.
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jabberwacky: I like you.
user: The feelings completely one-sided, I assure you.
jabberwacky: Do you make people feel better?
user: Lol I dunno.
jabberwacky: Can you count?
user: I can count to potato.
jabberwacky: That's not tomato.
user: It's not a cucumber either.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: I agree that you seem to agree.
jabberwacky: I do.
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user: Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Goodnight?
user: Good bye is where the day begins.
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm going now.
user: To bed?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm going to bed shortly too.
jabberwacky: Bring it! *knocks on*.
user: Oh, I'll bring it. You just make yourself comfortable while I get ready.
jabberwacky: Well what you want me to say.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Good night sweetheart.
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