Are you perfect?
jabberwacky: You're not perfect.
user: I am overly perfect.
jabberwacky: You are not perfect.
user: I am excessively perfect.
jabberwacky: Am I perfect?
user: You are imperfect.
jabberwacky: You're hardly perfect yourself.
user: I am incredibly perfect.
jabberwacky: But where are you?
user: In PerfectLand.
jabberwacky: And perfect grace.
user: And perfect lips doth kiss thy face.
jabberwacky: You know you're paranoid if you can't think of anything that's your own fault.
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