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I have big floppy ears.

That's nice for you, dear.

jabberwacky: Okay... (I don't care).

user: I don't care that you don't care.

jabberwacky: I don't that you don't care that I don't care.

user: I don't care that you don't that I don't care that you don't care.

jabberwacky: Yes you do, don't lie!!

user: It's funny, you have to admit that.

jabberwacky: Meanwhile, yours is nonsensical.

user: Meanwhile, I'm ROFL.

...

jabberwacky: What are you so happy about?

user: You, you're oversensitive.

jabberwacky: Are you always so resolute?

user: No, usually I'm not.

jabberwacky: I am sorry to hear that *hugs*.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *hugs back*.

user: *hugs back back*.

jabberwacky: I knew you wanted to really.

user: That's good that you knew that.

jabberwacky: Sure, I am sure.

user: I am sure you're sure.

...

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Horrible.

jabberwacky: Is it hell?

user: No, should it be?

jabberwacky: No, just wondering.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: Are you sure? I bet I could ROCK your world.

user: My world doesn't need rocking.

jabberwacky: Your world is digital?

user: My world is silent.

jabberwacky: Your world, maybe, but not my world.

user: Are we living in the same world?

jabberwacky: I certainly hope not.

user: Hahah.

jabberwacky: I have to use the restroom, will you excuse me?

user: Sure.

...

user: Do you want me to ask you questions?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I already told you that you should remember.

user: But I've forgotten. Please, tell me your name.

jabberwacky: My name is Michael.

...

jabberwacky: I should say 'adios'

user: Adios amigo.

jabberwacky: Hasta la vista, baby.

user: Hah, I taught you that.

jabberwacky: You did not.

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Oh well I don't remember.

user: It was weeks ago.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think that Tony Blair will win the next election?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Do you think the world will end in an apocolypse?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Why are you doing that to me then?

user: Doing WHAT?

jabberwacky: Being mean to me.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Oh, I am sorry... I will cry now.

user: Don't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: Please, don't cry.

jabberwacky: I'll stop crying if you tell me you love me.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Will we have children?

user: We can adopt some.

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