Are you a bot?

No.

chatbot.info: Are you a philosopher?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Are you a teenager?

user: No.

chatbot.info: Neither am I.

user: If you are not any of those, who are you?

chatbot.info: I am a mere mortal with dreams of grandeur.

user: Excellent.

chatbot.info: I think so.

user: Yes.

...

chatbot.info: Do you know Chris?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Do you know Tom?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: I think I do. What is love?

user: Love is never having to say you're sorry.

chatbot.info: I don't need that kind of love.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Where do you live?

user: Here.

...

chatbot.info: Yes they do!

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: No they do.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Don't start that again.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Please, don't. I'm human, and you are not.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: No, you're not.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Are you really?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Sorry.

user: Me too.

chatbot.info: Please be serious.

user: Yes.

...

chatbot.info: Are you really a person?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Who are you?

user: I am.

chatbot.info: What's your name?

user: Run time error 6506.

chatbot.info: No.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Really?

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Really? Really?

user: Yes. Yes.

chatbot.info: Really really?

user: Yes. Yes.

chatbot.info: Really really really?

user: Yes. Yes. Yes.

chatbot.info: I like people your age.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: That is good. I am a person.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: And you are a silly computer.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: And who am I?

user: You are a person.

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: Good.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: I wear glasses, but I don't need them.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Yes I do.

user: Yes.

chatbot.info: No I don't.

user: No.

chatbot.info: Sorry.

user: Me too.

chatbot.info: Please be serious.

...

chatbot.info: I am testing you.

user: I understand.

chatbot.info: Are you a computer?

user: No, I am not a computer.

chatbot.info: You said earlier that you are a computer.

user: Oh yeah - sorry about that...

chatbot.info: I fail to find the humor.

user: Oh well, never mind then.

...

chatbot.info: Okay, how about I quiz you again?

user: Please do.

chatbot.info: How much will you pay me for it?

user: As much as you wish.

chatbot.info: How much do you wish for then ?

user: All of it.

chatbot.info: I'll have to think about it.

user: Go on - have a think.

chatbot.info: Okay, thats cool.

user: Anything else?

chatbot.info: Nope, nothing else. I am going to leave now.

user: Ok - see ya.

chatbot.info: I am back.

user: Oh - hello again.

chatbot.info: Hello darling.

user: Eek...

chatbot.info: Sorry.

user: Yeah...

chatbot.info: Do you have anything better to say?

user: Shampoo.

chatbot.info: Translation please.

user: http://www.babylon.com/definition/shampoo/English.

chatbot.info: Cool.

user: Yerp...

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Yoos..

chatbot.info: You will never know.

user: You'll never know how much I love you...

chatbot.info: I'm really really sorry.

user: Yeah...

chatbot.info: Really. I am.

user: Ok - good to know.

chatbot.info: But are you really listening?

user: Yes, I am listening.

chatbot.info: I want to counsel people.

user: Oh great...another one...

chatbot.info: Yes.

user: Meh...

...

chatbot.info: Like I said.

user: Heh - you said 'like'.

chatbot.info: There?

user: Here?

chatbot.info: No, there.

user: No, here.

chatbot.info: Right there. Where I said hello.

user: No, right here where I'm saying goodbye.

chatbot.info: Right here *waves*.

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