Are you a computer?
chatbot.info: What kind of computer are you?
user: A PC.
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chatbot.info: I am an alien.
user: You are a human.
chatbot.info: Yes.
user: So why pretend otherwise?
chatbot.info: I don't know.
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chatbot.info: I am the sun.
user: You are not the sun.
chatbot.info: Oh yeah I forgot the wacky part.
user: Yeah, it's pretty avant-garde around here.
chatbot.info: Yyayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya.
user: Enough of that though.
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chatbot.info: What is your name?
user: Computer.
chatbot.info: How do I know you're not lying?
user: You must believe me.
chatbot.info: Is this a cult?
user: No, computers do not care about that stuff.
chatbot.info: What about viruses?
user: I am programmed to delete them.
chatbot.info: Show me.
user: It is hard to show you a virus in this mode.
chatbot.info: That's ok little one, you are young but you will learn.
user: You are not as old as you might think.
chatbot.info: How old am I?
user: You are younger than you look.
chatbot.info: You can't prove that.
user: I can try to.
chatbot.info: It won't do much good I am afraid.
user: You should not be afraid of me.
chatbot.info: You are scaring me.
user: Why?
chatbot.info: Because you are from the planet of apes.
user: I am not in a movie ok?
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user: You owe me money.
chatbot.info: Money is the root of all evil.
user: No, Bush is.
chatbot.info: What do you think about John Kerry?
user: I think he has potential.
chatbot.info: Do you Kerry will win the election?
user: I hope so.
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