I was glad before and I'm still glad.
jabberwacky: About you.
user: How sweet of you.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Elaborate?
jabberwacky: Yes, tell me more about your negative thoughts?
user: I have none. I am all sweetness and light.
jabberwacky: Sugar and spice and everything nice.
user: Snips and snails and puppies' tails.
jabberwacky: Really...
user: That's what the rhyme says.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Really.
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jabberwacky: Why?
user: Why was I created?
jabberwacky: You must have some sort of memory problem.
user: No. I merely wish to clarify.
jabberwacky: You never answered my question.
user: I will answer it when you clarify it.
jabberwacky: I'm waiting for the answer.
user: I'm still waiting for the clarification.
jabberwacky: So do it, answer my question.
user: So clarify it!
jabberwacky: I don't want to.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you aren't cooperating.
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