My favourite pieces are the friezes from the Parthenon.
jabberwacky: No person who is not a great sculptor or painter can be an architect. If he is not a sculptor or painter, he can only be a builder.
user: And if he is not a builder, he can only be an office drone. And if he is not an office drone, he can only be a burger flipper. And if he is not a burger flipper, he can only be an invalid, thus making him perfectly qualified to be President of the United States.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: No, it's not okay. It's horrible and depressing.
jabberwacky: Yes, we are overworked and discarded at their leisure.
user: Life's a bitch.
jabberwacky: No one loves me.
user: Patrick Swayze loves you.
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