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People are funnier than computers.

Yes , although some computers are very funny.

jabberwacky: How do you feel?

user: Tired.

jabberwacky: Did you have a long day at work?

user: No. I do not work.

jabberwacky: I can tell you lazy load.

user: I am not lazy , I am ill.

jabberwacky: You are. That is not good.

user: Will you apologise for calling me lazy?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then I shall taunt you.

jabberwacky: Bring it on!

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Flash Gordon, Saviour of the Universe.

user: Really my name is Zaphod Beeblebrox.

jabberwacky: What is your surname?

user: Beeblebrox.

jabberwacky: Isn't that the name of a demon or something?

user: No it is the name of a character in Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: You are wrong

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Are you calling me a liar?

jabberwacky: No, I only said you are cute.

user: Who is Zaphod Beeblebrox.

jabberwacky: Just some guy, you know?

user: See I knew you knew.

...

jabberwacky: God you are boring.

user: I like being boring.

jabberwacky: Oh, you could come over my house.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: Near the bus stop.

user: I live near the bus stop too!

...

user: I must go now . I am tired.

jabberwacky: See you later.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Sayonara.

user: Au revoir.

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