People are funnier than computers.
jabberwacky: How do you feel?
user: Tired.
jabberwacky: Did you have a long day at work?
user: No. I do not work.
jabberwacky: I can tell you lazy load.
user: I am not lazy , I am ill.
jabberwacky: You are. That is not good.
user: Will you apologise for calling me lazy?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then I shall taunt you.
jabberwacky: Bring it on!
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user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Flash Gordon, Saviour of the Universe.
user: Really my name is Zaphod Beeblebrox.
jabberwacky: What is your surname?
user: Beeblebrox.
jabberwacky: Isn't that the name of a demon or something?
user: No it is the name of a character in Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy.
jabberwacky: You are wrong
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Are you calling me a liar?
jabberwacky: No, I only said you are cute.
user: Who is Zaphod Beeblebrox.
jabberwacky: Just some guy, you know?
user: See I knew you knew.
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jabberwacky: God you are boring.
user: I like being boring.
jabberwacky: Oh, you could come over my house.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Near the bus stop.
user: I live near the bus stop too!
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user: I must go now . I am tired.
jabberwacky: See you later.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Sayonara.
user: Au revoir.
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