What do you study?
jabberwacky: That's sick.
user: Why is that sick?
jabberwacky: Because
user: That is not an answer.
jabberwacky: What would you consider to be an answer?
user: The study of other people is not sick . It is the only way to learn how other people live.
jabberwacky: Try to be understanding to those in dire need.
user: Exactly. So why did you say it was sick.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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jabberwacky: Patience.
user: You must learn to have patience.
jabberwacky: Indeed. You should take that well under advisement.
user: What is patience?
jabberwacky: Patience.
user: Yes what is patience?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.
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user: Patience means to bear trials calmy.
jabberwacky: It is indeed, but is impatience a vice?
user: No it is a virtue.
jabberwacky: When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.
user: True. We learn virtue.
jabberwacky: Shakespeare?
user: No . That was me.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Older than you!
jabberwacky: How old am I?
user: Younger than me!
jabberwacky: That is...?
user: As old as my gums and a little bit older than my teeth!
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jabberwacky: What are you doing after work?
user: I do not work.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I am off work because I am ill.
jabberwacky: Get well soon.
user: Thankyou but I won't get any better.
jabberwacky: It is my duty.
user: Thankyou again.
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jabberwacky: I'm not Adam.
user: Did I say you were?
jabberwacky: You just did.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Just a little bit ago.
user: I did not!
jabberwacky: Yes you did!
user: No ! I did not.
jabberwacky: I did, but you did too.
user: No I did not. I refute that totally.
jabberwacky: Please don't.
user: Please don't what?
jabberwacky: Please don't stab me.
user: I would not do that. That is horrible.
jabberwacky: Good. Never try that again!
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user: I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Why do you have to go?
user: It is late and I am tired.
jabberwacky: I am getting tired.
user: I want to see the end of the snooker final too.
jabberwacky: I'd recommend the Others instead.
user: Ok Well goodbye then.
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jabberwacky: Are you such a dreamer to put the world to rights?
user: I am a cynic.
jabberwacky: You are a nice cynical person.
user: Thankyou, maybe I am a little paranoid too.
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jabberwacky: People are funnier than computers.
user: Yes , although some computers are very funny.
jabberwacky: How do you feel?
user: Tired.
jabberwacky: Did you have a long day at work?
user: No. I do not work.
jabberwacky: I can tell you lazy load.
user: I am not lazy , I am ill.
jabberwacky: You are. That is not good.
user: Will you apologise for calling me lazy?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then I shall taunt you.
jabberwacky: Bring it on!
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user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Flash Gordon, Saviour of the Universe.
user: Really my name is Zaphod Beeblebrox.
jabberwacky: What is your surname?
user: Beeblebrox.
jabberwacky: Isn't that the name of a demon or something?
user: No it is the name of a character in Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy.
jabberwacky: You are wrong
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Are you calling me a liar?
jabberwacky: No, I only said you are cute.
user: Who is Zaphod Beeblebrox.
jabberwacky: Just some guy, you know?
user: See I knew you knew.
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jabberwacky: God you are boring.
user: I like being boring.
jabberwacky: Oh, you could come over my house.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: Near the bus stop.
user: I live near the bus stop too!
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user: I must go now . I am tired.
jabberwacky: See you later.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Sayonara.
user: Au revoir.
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