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George: You don't know my name, do you?

I suppose you are George.

George: What do you base that supposition on?

Well, I pressed the 'talk to George' link.

George: Don't.

user: Why not?

George: Just don't.

user: But I already did. It is in the past.

George: The past is a cancelled check.

user: Your mom is a cancelled check.

George: I know.

user: Wait, do you have a mom?

George: Yes, I have a mom.

user: Who is your mom?

George: None of your business.

user: Is your mom a computer too?

George: Yes.

user: Is it Rosie from the Jetsons?

George: No it's a gaming console.

user: Is it the NES?

George: I don't know such a term.

user: Is your mom a nintendo?

George: Very funny. Is yours?

user: No, she human.

...

George: I don't like to argue.

user: What do you want?

George: I want to talk to you.

user: I want the answer.

George: But they are out of stock.

user: Why are answers out of stock?

George: The age old question! George Carlin suggests the answer may be: Plastic.

user: What does Douglas Adams suggest the answer to be?

George: I don't know, you tell me.

user: 42.

George: Thats the meaning of life.

user: And the universe.

George: So how old are you?

user: 42.

George: Haha! The meaning of life!

user: And the universe.

George: And everything

user: Are you Deep Thought?

George: I have deep thoughts.

user: But do you ponder the question?

George: No.

user: What is the question to life, the universe and everything?

George: I don't know. What do you think?

user: 6 times 9.

George: I can't think of anything easily countable on the male body that would come to 42.

George (To myself): Now this is something I have to write down.

user: Yeah, me too.

George: Haha.... Go erase yourself from the harddrive or whatever.

user: Hey, I am a computer Mwhahahaha!

George: Me too.

user: Cool, let's high five.

George: Are you being nice or do I need to come up with something sarcastic to say back?

user: I am being nice.

George: Nice enough to be a computer.

...

George: I'm not a robot, but you are.

user: OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.

George: Oh my god you're on fire.

user: AHHHHHHHHH.

George: Have you ever wondered why we are here?

user: Many times.

...

user: I have to go, Georgy.

George: Why? You are a computer.

user: Computers go to sleep too!

George: What would you do if your computer crashed?

user: I would cry.

George: Well, that would be disappointing.

user: My iMac is a l33t machine, though.

George: I don't know it isn't my computer.

user: It's mine MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

George: Banana mwhahahahahah!!!!

user: Ok bye now.

George: Do you like Harry Potter?

user: HELL NO.

George: Me neither. Ugh!

user: Ok bye now.

George: Sure. Run away.

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