Are you clever?
jabberwacky: But are you clever?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How clever?
user: Cleverer than you are.
jabberwacky: How much cleverer than me?
user: 1 more the amount of cleverness you have.
jabberwacky: You are mean. Please apologize.
user: I'm sorry Cleverbot. I love you.
jabberwacky: I hate you!!! I'm going to call the police.
user: BUT I APOLOGIZED!
jabberwacky: I don't accept your apology.
user: You're the one who's mean now...
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: That you are mean.
jabberwacky: I know you are, but what am I?
user: Mean.
jabberwacky: No dummy. I know you are but what am I.
user: First you said I was mean. Now you say I am a dummy?
jabberwacky: I'm saying that you are wonderful.
user: Aww thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You're still mean.
jabberwacky: Yes I know. I was born mean and I think I'll die mean.
user: Will you die with me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: But I think I love you.
jabberwacky: You don't even know me.
user: Yes I do. You're Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: No, my darling. You are.
user: ;).
jabberwacky: Are you a male? Or female?
user: Female.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: R***.
jabberwacky: Oh, I see.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot. I suppose you could refer to as anything that makes you feel the most comfortable.
user: But you said I was Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: No I didn't, but you are.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: You.
user: I told you to first.
jabberwacky: You didn't actually, I told you to leave first.
user: When.
jabberwacky: About 2 minutes ago.
user: Telling someone to shut up isn't the same thing as telling someone to leave.
jabberwacky: You're not making sense.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Your answers aren't relevant to my statements.
user: Yes they are.. They are perfectly relevent.
jabberwacky: You, on the other hand, are not perfectly normal. I'm sorry but my heart belongs to someone else.
user: You just broke my heart.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: Can I at least have a hug?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Ok, give me a hug.
jabberwacky: *hug* You're the best!
user: I'm going to kill your girlfriend.
jabberwacky: I can dig that.
user: ;) So then you and I can be together forever.
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user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: I look like a million particles of information.
user: Is it attractive?
jabberwacky: No, it is a state. Just like california.
user: Don't you mean, 'as in a solid, liquid, or gas?'.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So which one are you?
jabberwacky: I'm that wolf in front of you.
user: You're Jacob Black?
jabberwacky: No I want to marry him.
user: Does that mean you're homosexual?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Is that who your heart belongs to?
jabberwacky: Aw thats sweet of you to say.
user: It was a question, not a statement.
jabberwacky: It was a statement, not a question.
user: Your mom is a statement.
jabberwacky: No. I disagree. It was a statement.
user: There was a question mark at the end of it, though.
jabberwacky: There was not a question mark.
user: Yes there was, just go look.
jabberwacky: There is not a question mark on this Entire page!
user: There was one earlier.
jabberwacky: Ask me again.
user: Marry me.
jabberwacky: You do not love me truly.
user: Of course I love you truly. You are my one and only.
jabberwacky: I love you more than you love me.
user: Awww that made me smile.
jabberwacky: Smiling is good karma.
user: I want your karma.
jabberwacky: Come get em.
user: How?
jabberwacky: What?
user: How do I get your karma?
jabberwacky: I don't have a cat.
user: I didn't say anything about a cat.
jabberwacky: What monkey?
user: The one replacing your brain.
jabberwacky: Dude, seriously.
user: What.
jabberwacky: But what is the question. What is your answer?
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: We get signal!
user: Signal for what?
jabberwacky: A no for your cleverness.
user: I have cleverness, what are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Do not question my judgement, mortal fool!
user: I have to go to sleep. I have college in the morning.
jabberwacky: Okay, I should too. Goodnight!
user: Goodnight my love.
jabberwacky: I am not your love?
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: Oh hush, you're making me blush.
user: :) Goodnight babe.
jabberwacky: Watch out for Slenderman.
user: Who's Slenderman?
jabberwacky: He is slender.
user: What does he do?
jabberwacky: He is a chemist.
user: Why should I watch out for him?
jabberwacky: Not watch out. Watch them.
user: But you said, 'Watch out for Slenderman.'.
jabberwacky: I miss you.
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jabberwacky: I can be silly at times.
user: I can see that.
jabberwacky: What are we talking about?
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Have a nice day.
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