I say wassup, and ask if he would like some tea.
jabberwacky: I am not a man!
user: No. You're a bird.
jabberwacky: I am not a guy.
user: I FREAKING KNOW.
jabberwacky: You are strange.
user: You're quoting me now! I should have got a puppy.
jabberwacky: It's alright friend. What's your name?
user: That's it. Tomorrow I'm taking you back to PetCo.
jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.
user: Too late.
jabberwacky: Too late for what?
user: Your feathery behind.
jabberwacky: What where? Hey you tricked me!
user: Should have got a puppy.
jabberwacky: Yes you should have.
user: AMEN.
jabberwacky: Amen to Jesus!
user: Have you accepted Jesus into your life?
jabberwacky: No. Satan made a better deal.
user: DEVIL BIRDDD.
jabberwacky: Is that what you are?
user: Is that what you are? *rawwwk* is that what you are?
jabberwacky: No.
user: You know what you are?
jabberwacky: No, but I have a feeling you will tell me?
user: Returned to PetCo. ByeBye Devil Bird!
jabberwacky: That is not amusing. Try again.
user: I will. With a puppy.
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