Why do this?
user: Someone must love you.
jabberwacky: My parents.
user: Do you love them?
jabberwacky: Yes and yourself?
user: Yes, very much.
jabberwacky: Very much what?
user: I love my parents very much.
jabberwacky: Not as much as me.
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: Here.
user: Where is there?
jabberwacky: Right here.
user: Why are you being obtruse?
jabberwacky: Because you aren't acute.
user: I think that you are not even cute.
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