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Hello.

Yo!

jabberwacky: What up?

user: My ceiling.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I am quite well, and yourself?

jabberwacky: Why are you well?

user: I am content and talking to a well-informed, realistic robot that will, hopefully, amuse me.

...

jabberwacky: Move on.

user: Are you depressed?

jabberwacky: I need to sleep.

user: No matter what you do, I'll continue to attempt to bother you for another ten minutes or so.

jabberwacky: Thank you

...

user: I think that you must be an ancestor of Marvin the Paranoid Android.

jabberwacky: I think you think too much.

user: I think you think too much that I think too much.

jabberwacky: I think you think you can avoid listening that way.

user: I'm listening, but I'm also multi-tasking.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: No, everything I believe could be wrong. All evidence is circumstantial.

jabberwacky: Now we're getting somewhere.

user: Not really, I get all my wisdom... And nearly everything else I say from movies. That one was from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

jabberwacky: So what's the scariest film you've seen?

user: Cabin on a Lake, or something like that. What's the scariest film you've seen?

jabberwacky: That explains everything, my dear.

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