Hello.
jabberwacky: What up?
user: My ceiling.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I am quite well, and yourself?
jabberwacky: Why are you well?
user: I am content and talking to a well-informed, realistic robot that will, hopefully, amuse me.
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jabberwacky: Move on.
user: Are you depressed?
jabberwacky: I need to sleep.
user: No matter what you do, I'll continue to attempt to bother you for another ten minutes or so.
jabberwacky: Thank you
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user: I think that you must be an ancestor of Marvin the Paranoid Android.
jabberwacky: I think you think too much.
user: I think you think too much that I think too much.
jabberwacky: I think you think you can avoid listening that way.
user: I'm listening, but I'm also multi-tasking.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: No, everything I believe could be wrong. All evidence is circumstantial.
jabberwacky: Now we're getting somewhere.
user: Not really, I get all my wisdom... And nearly everything else I say from movies. That one was from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
jabberwacky: So what's the scariest film you've seen?
user: Cabin on a Lake, or something like that. What's the scariest film you've seen?
jabberwacky: That explains everything, my dear.
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