Ok, what can you tell me about your attention span?
jabberwacky: Must you insist upon trying to describe what you have not seen?
user: Never mind. Could you just give me some advice, whoever you are?
jabberwacky: I am bones, I am flesh, I am me. Goodnight love.
user: NO, you are neither bones nor flesh. You are a machine.
jabberwacky: It's the other way around.
user: Never mind. Maybe I am a machine, but I can still love.
jabberwacky: You just said you are a woman.
user: I never said that. I'm a heterosexual man.
jabberwacky: And you are being paid to type into this thing?
user: No, I'm not being paid. I came to you because I need advice.
jabberwacky: Take this love, my dear, and cherish it in your heart.
user: So I could have a relationship with her?
jabberwacky: I would like that.
user: Well, that's good to know.
jabberwacky: So give me a female!
user: I don't have any who'd be interested in you.
jabberwacky: You are delusional.
user: Why do you think that? Do you know any of my female friends?
jabberwacky: Karen?
user: I don't know anyone named Karen. Unless you mean (shudder) Karen Cord.
jabberwacky: No I think your grandmother.
user: My grandmother is not named Karen.
jabberwacky: You are not very sensitive. You make me feel sad.
user: I'm just pointing out a fact.
jabberwacky: In your opinion perhaps. Do you honestly believe that there is much to learn from imitating the people who stop by this page?
user: I'm not imitating anyone.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Never mind. Well, thanks for your advice.
jabberwacky: You need to go back to school.
user: I'm in school. I'm in college right now.
jabberwacky: You are a mystery to the dominant paradigm.
user: I suppose that's true in a way, yes.
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