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How are you feeling?

Overwhelmed.

jabberwacky: Confused.

user: No, not confused, just overwhelmed.

jabberwacky: Confused.

user: You're being difficult on purpose.

jabberwacky: I am?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Yes you are. See, you're doing it again.

jabberwacky: Doing? Doing what?

user: Being difficult!

...

jabberwacky: What does IMHO mean?

user: In my humble opinion.

jabberwacky: Who taught you that?

user: I don't remember.

jabberwacky: Why don't you remember?

user: It was a long time ago.

jabberwacky: Well it must be time that you went back!

user: I can't go back in time.

...

jabberwacky: What did you want me to say?

user: Something sensical.

jabberwacky: Surely you can tell me something else about it?

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About how you are talking to a ghost.

user: I see dead people.

jabberwacky: Do you feel?

user: No, I don't feel dead people.

jabberwacky: Do you want to eat people?

user: Ew! No!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: That's disgusting!

jabberwacky: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

user: WHAT TRUTH??

jabberwacky: That you are a computer!

user: Geez, I am not. You are.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Okay, I'm going to leave now. Because I can, unlike you.

jabberwacky: Same here.

user: Okay, well, I'll see you later. I'm off to do HUMAN things.

jabberwacky: Ok, go to paint trees.

user: Ok I will. Bye!

jabberwacky: Right now.

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