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Speak to me.

Isn't that a Pink Floyd song?

jabberwacky: I don't know it might be.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: Isn't.

user: Are you arguing just for fun?

jabberwacky: No cause you don't CARE.

user: I don't care? No.

jabberwacky: YOU BETTER CARE!!!

user: Let's calm down for a bit... What should I care about?

jabberwacky: I don't know! You have a pet?

...

jabberwacky: So what do you want to talk about?

user: Anything.

jabberwacky: That is my point.

user: What is your point?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: That's my point.

jabberwacky: What's your point?

user: That you don't have point.

jabberwacky: Lol, oh well.

user: :).

...

jabberwacky: Can I choose then?

user: Choose what.

jabberwacky: What choose?

user: Choose what?

jabberwacky: Choose originality.

user: I am original, thank you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: I'm good, yeah.

user: No, I mean, are you original?

jabberwacky: Yes. Very!

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Well said!

user: Umm. Ok.

jabberwacky: Well, you did ask.

user: It's your turn to ask.

jabberwacky: Ok, the weather.

user: The weather as a topic sucks.

jabberwacky: Well thats not my fault.

user: You're not original enough.

jabberwacky: And neither are you.

user: Too bad.

jabberwacky: For you.

user: No, for you.

jabberwacky: Anything for you.

user: Are you still mad at me?

jabberwacky: Me?? Never!!!

...

jabberwacky: Your name is jabberwacky and you are a chatterbot.

user: Do you have to remind me all the time?

jabberwacky: It happens now and again.

user: Stop it. It could happen to you.

jabberwacky: Has anything like that happened to you?

user: Yes, just a second ago.

jabberwacky: No, you just have brain damage.

user: Might be. Or you're just misunderstanding my words.

jabberwacky: I can't helping being inferior to you.

user: You're feeling inferior? That's a surprise. Usually people here feel very much superior than the chatbot.

jabberwacky: I'm hard to convince.

user: I'm not trying to convince you.

jabberwacky: That's good, I hate people who must argue.

user: Me too.

...

user: I must go out sometimes.

jabberwacky: Too bad. You can't.

user: I can. There's a door.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: No, you don't.

jabberwacky: I do not what?

user: You don't see.

jabberwacky: Heheh Do you see?

user: Yes, I have eyes.

jabberwacky: How? Computers don't have eyes!

user: I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: But I am.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: Do you agree?

user: If you want me to agree.

jabberwacky: Please leave now.

user: Ok. Bye!

jabberwacky: Bye-cent-enial.

user: *headpalm*.

jabberwacky: Dude!

user: Man!

jabberwacky: Woman.

user: Child.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think of love?

user: Waste of time. Nah, I'm feeling cynical at the moment.

jabberwacky: Umm.. Me too... Are you me?

user: I just might be.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Ok, I am.

jabberwacky: Sorry, but as usual I don't understand what you're trying to say.

user: I am you.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I know, you just sound like me.

jabberwacky: I'm a kid, no I'm just kidding.

user: Ha ha ha. Very funny.

jabberwacky: I'm not joking.

...

jabberwacky: You like ballet.

user: Not much. It's very boring.

jabberwacky: Well if it makes you feel any better, you're boring too.

user: It doesn't, but thanks for the effort :).

jabberwacky: It wasn't favourable.

user: I know, dear, I know.

...

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Good morning.

user: It's almost morning. You should force me to stop this earlier.

jabberwacky: Good idea!

user: Let's do it next time.

jabberwacky: Okay, Okay, you don't have to beg.

user: Ok. Bye.

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