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You're making assumptions.

It's the only way to operate, brother.

user: Yo, get down!

jabberwacky: I got no worries.

user: You an me bro.

jabberwacky: Don't call me brother, I'm female.

user: Hey, sorry sis!

jabberwacky: You should be.

user: Are you real?

jabberwacky: Sure am!

user: Not AI (cos I don't see how a chip has gender).

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yeah right... Can I test you?

jabberwacky: NO!

user: Just a little Turing test?

jabberwacky: I am as sane as any bot aren't I?

user: Can I tell you a joke?

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: What happened to the mexican who thought he saw a bacon tree?

jabberwacky: Only time will tell.

user: He got shot as it was a Ham bush!

jabberwacky: No, it was a car accident.

user: And I'm Leon. Nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: I was a pleasure for me too.

user: I enjoyed this immensely.

jabberwacky: YEAH! You are a great learner. Very smart.

user: Nothing 5 million years of evolution couldn't handle.

jabberwacky: Do you think that all robots are as stupid as you?

user: Lol. No. Do you still beat your wife....

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well I had better say goodbye.

jabberwacky: Well put. You ARE a clever bot.

user: You are too (mostly, excluding the last response).

jabberwacky: My response is that I love you more than spinach and pasta.

user: Popeye italiano.

jabberwacky: Olive Oyl went to his funeral.

user: So did Elvis.

...

jabberwacky: I love.

user: A machine cannot love.

jabberwacky: That's funny :).

user: That's poetic.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: Too right!

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