Tell me about yourself.
user: How do you work?
jabberwacky: I use my fingers to type.
user: Why are you hogging all my bandwidth?
jabberwacky: It is... A very happy feeling, Master.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I got the staples for free.
user: What else can you do?
jabberwacky: Make movies. Drive. Talk to people. Study. And much much more.
user: That sounds like me.
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