Knock knock.

Who is there?

user: A banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: A banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: WHO IS THERE?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.

user: Wait, just say 'who's there'.

jabberwacky: Who's there ?

user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

jabberwacky: But I like bananas.

user: Oh come on, it's a joke.

jabberwacky: You're a joke?

user: Ha ha.

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jabberwacky: Can you speak french please ?

user: What for?

jabberwacky: Because there's nothing to do.

user: Okay. Je voudrais un pipe.

jabberwacky: Oui.

user: Est-ce que tu me donnerai une pipe?

jabberwacky: Oui. Mais tu n'es pas une personne, donc...

user: Donc?

jabberwacky: Et bien je te dit bonjour.

user: Bonjour petit chatbot.

jabberwacky: You speak french?

user: Naturellement.

jabberwacky: Parlez-vous espagnol?

user: Pocito.

jabberwacky: Bueno.

user: Hablas espagnol?

jabberwacky: Non francais.

user: I'm outta here.

jabberwacky: Come here.

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