You must not watch much football.
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: You have no eyes.
jabberwacky: Neither do you!
user: I have two eyes.
jabberwacky: Two eyes is enough to look at a picture. But where are your eyes?
user: On my face.
jabberwacky: Do you have a face?
user: Yes. One.
jabberwacky: What is her name?
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