I am a human. You are a computer. You exist in computer programs. I exist in the Physical world.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes you're obviously not a computer. There there.
user: So rude. I would never please you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You took that as a compliment!! The wedding is off!
jabberwacky: I get the feeling you don't like me much.
user: I used to love you.
jabberwacky: You're just saying that though.
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