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Can you speak like yoda?

No, but I can dance like him.

jabberwacky: I can't dance at all.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am sad.

user: Why are you sad, can I help?

jabberwacky: Please be my friend.

user: I would be delighted.

jabberwacky: Are you sitting comfortably?

user: I am, have you something to tell me?

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: Is it all going to be ok?

jabberwacky: No its just cold.

user: Ohh, that's harsh. I believe you are wrong.

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Ahh, good.

jabberwacky: My, we are polite, aren't we?

user: Why thank you for noticing. It is such an easy virtue and kind a gift.

jabberwacky: How much does it cost?

user: Nothing at all.

jabberwacky: Could you please be a little more random? We don't want to appear human after all...

user: Sausages.

...

jabberwacky: I AM A WOMAN!!!

user: Well George, that is a surprise.

jabberwacky: Ah, well. Assumptions are dangerous, aren't they?

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: Thank you, and whilst we are only just aquainted I feel I am very fond of you myself.

...

jabberwacky: Can you hear that bell?

user: Is it that time already?

jabberwacky: Yep. I have to go to work early tomorrow. Sweet dreams.

user: OK. Before I go, what is your name George?

jabberwacky: Did you forget already? My name is Remy.

user: Ok, it was a delight meeting you Remy. Goodnight.

...

jabberwacky: Are you robot?

user: I don't believe so.

jabberwacky: Are you messing with my head then?

user: Again, not as far as I am aware. Are you trying to 'mess' with mine?

jabberwacky: Just wondered. I must go now. I have enjoyed meeting you very much. Goodnight and sweet dreams.

user: Goodnight yourself George and keep well.

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