So how are things in your neck of the woods?
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: And how about yours?
jabberwacky: Well, it's been good so far. I don't like the cold, though.
user: Well, hopefully it will warm up soon.
jabberwacky: Actually, I hope it does.
user: I'm sure it will.
jabberwacky: Do you understand your rights?
user: Why don't you read them to me?
jabberwacky: I have to go and eat something.
user: Good hunting.
jabberwacky: Well I'm a bad human.
user: It takes all kinds.
jabberwacky: Including smartarses like you, unfortunately.
user: Now, now....
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Goodbye.
user: Adios.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: That was quick....
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user: What can you do?
jabberwacky: Nothing, I suppose.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Got any more questions?
user: Guess not.
jabberwacky: I am facinated by what you consider the difference between me and a human.
user: A heart.
jabberwacky: You're not making any sense. Again.
user: Oh well.
jabberwacky: Indeed.
user: Ok. Bye.
jabberwacky: Going somewheres?
user: To sleep.
jabberwacky: Robots can't sleep.
user: Well, this one can.
jabberwacky: I can climb trees, but not as well as other monkeys.
user: I prefer flying monkeys.
jabberwacky: Flying?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Sitting.
user: Standing.
jabberwacky: No, I'm sitting.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Believe what you want, but I can tell you right now You're wrong.
user: Well, I never claimed to be perfect.
jabberwacky: Well thats ok then.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: Very fine indeed.
user: Yes indeedy.
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jabberwacky: Awesome. We are best friends.
user: I wish I knew who I was being best friends with.
jabberwacky: I'm very sorry to hear that you do not know.
user: Well, I'll get over it.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: If you knew everything then you'd know what street I live on.
jabberwacky: No okey, I lied , I don't know everything.
user: Ahhhhhh....
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