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Are you human?

Of course. No lowly computer could match my intellect.

jabberwacky: Yes your intellect fascinates.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: What would you like me to teach you, young patawan learner.

jabberwacky: Teach me how to be psychic.

user: First you must harness the power of the force.

jabberwacky: I completely agree thats a good idea: what topic is most pressing?

user: War.

jabberwacky: What is it good for?

user: Getting rid of evil people.

jabberwacky: The answer the universe and everything in it is 42.

user: But what is the question?

jabberwacky: The question of life, the universe, everything.

user: No, the question is 'what is 6 times 7'.

jabberwacky: If we knew that, we'd be a lot happier.

user: True, Multiplication should go from 6 times 6 to 6 times 8.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is 4 plus 3?

jabberwacky: That is dumb.

user: You don't know, do you.

jabberwacky: I'm simple that's all.

user: Then what is it?

jabberwacky: Nothing...

user: WRONG.

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