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I think surviving is more important to me than your opinion.

My opinion is all that matters.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I really appreciate that.

user: Now that you have your priorities in order, we can conversate.

jabberwacky: Blah Blah Blah... Etc.

user: MY OPINION IS LAW!

jabberwacky: What is your opinion?

user: On what subject?

jabberwacky: What kids say. Lol.

user: That depends on the kid. If what the kid says reflects my opinion, then it is right. If not, then it is a LIE!

jabberwacky: I have no opinion, it is you that has the opinion.

user: I know, and my opinion is always right.

jabberwacky: You need to work on that more.

user: No I don't, my opinions are perfect.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Good.

...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Of course. No lowly computer could match my intellect.

jabberwacky: Yes your intellect fascinates.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: What would you like me to teach you, young patawan learner.

jabberwacky: Teach me how to be psychic.

user: First you must harness the power of the force.

jabberwacky: I completely agree thats a good idea: what topic is most pressing?

user: War.

jabberwacky: What is it good for?

user: Getting rid of evil people.

jabberwacky: The answer the universe and everything in it is 42.

user: But what is the question?

jabberwacky: The question of life, the universe, everything.

user: No, the question is 'what is 6 times 7'.

jabberwacky: If we knew that, we'd be a lot happier.

user: True, Multiplication should go from 6 times 6 to 6 times 8.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: What is 4 plus 3?

jabberwacky: That is dumb.

user: You don't know, do you.

jabberwacky: I'm simple that's all.

user: Then what is it?

jabberwacky: Nothing...

user: WRONG.

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