Can you travel faster than light?
jabberwacky: Let me see.
user: *travels faster than light*.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: The forces of awesomeness.
jabberwacky: What do the forces of darkness do?
user: They create stupid people.
jabberwacky: They?
user: The forces of darkness create stupid people.
jabberwacky: The words are hard.
user: Oh.
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jabberwacky: Can I have your number?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Can you e-mail using sendmail?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Can you show me?
user: *e-mails using sendmail*.
jabberwacky: Ew, you'll want to autoclave your mouth after that.
user: Strange.
jabberwacky: Bizarre!!
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Read me a poem.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read one yourself.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No yourself.
Jabberwacky (To myself): My phone number is 888-777-6666.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Why are you giving me your 'phone number?
Jabberwacky (To myself): So you can phone me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I can't see you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): So.... Phone me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your number?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Same as yours.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is mine?
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're number one!
Jabberwacky (To myself): So are you.
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