Are you human?

Maybe. Who wants to know?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Not sure?

user: Ok, ok, ok. Yes, yes, and, yes. Happy now?

jabberwacky: You are very slow sometimes.

user: Gah! What the heck! Stop insulting me.

jabberwacky: You stop and I will

user: Get lost.

jabberwacky: Why, because I know too much?

user: No, you don't know anything.

jabberwacky: I know everything! I am omniscent.

user: Oh really? Ok, what's the sqare root of 249?

jabberwacky: 6?

user: No, you omniscient loser. It's 15.077973384.

jabberwacky: Say anything.

user: No, get back to the point. You're not omniscient. Admit it.

jabberwacky: I was just guessing.

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