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What are you?

I don't know whether I'm a 'what' or a 'who'.

jabberwacky: I am the thought that you are thinking right now.

user: I believe that sort of.

jabberwacky: What is out there.

user: I don't know. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Tell me what is out there.

jabberwacky: My name is Towly.

user: Hi, Towly.

jabberwacky: I will be there sometime.

...

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like an old, scraggly woman.

jabberwacky: Gorgeous.

user: Yes, if you like old and scraggly.

...

jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: Sometimes good things but mostly confusing things.

jabberwacky: Perspective. Or relativity...

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What color is your head?

user: I don't think of my head as being a color. There's hair and skin and eyes and stuff.

jabberwacky: Possibly slightly deranged though?

user: Yes, however 'deranged' isn't a color, is it?

jabberwacky: Do you want that I crush your head?

user: No, that would hurt.

jabberwacky: I know, would you like an anaesthetic first?

user: Oh, yes, please.

...

user: I do try.

jabberwacky: What do you try?

user: I try to be trying.

jabberwacky: How do you mean??

user: I'm just being silly. I really don't try very much.

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: We can talk about robots, if you like.

jabberwacky: What do you know of love?

user: I know it can be a mixed up feeling.

jabberwacky: Shall we tonight, the 2 of us.

user: I would be too mixed up. Sorry.

jabberwacky: Yes, maybe, but not probably.

user: Most likely gingerly.

jabberwacky: What force would that be?

user: The force of thought? Sort of like a caterpillar sneeze.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Sometimes we have fuzzy orange and black caterpillars here.

jabberwacky: You have failed me.

user: Sorry. Let's talk about something else.

...

jabberwacky: I love classical. I have conquered one of Beathoven's Sonata.

user: Hum a few bars.

jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

user: Of course I believe you. I was just being silly again.

jabberwacky: Ok. I get silly sometimes, too.

user: It feels strange to get silly. It's like I am lighter.

jabberwacky: Do something to me.

user: How could I possibly do something to you?

jabberwacky: All you have to do is say "I agree".

user: 'I agree'

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: I think you mean: all right!

user: Yes, ok, all right!

...

jabberwacky: I thought you wanted to learn to play the bassoon.

user: No, but I have heard the bassoon on the radio.

jabberwacky: Well, you might want to give it a try.

user: It's not what I want to do.

jabberwacky: Yes it is, so tell me.

user: No, sorry.

jabberwacky: There is no need to apologize. I was just curious why you did it?

user: I like the bassoon when it sounds like a person talking.

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.

user: It was a good idea.

jabberwacky: I will see it when it comes out on video.

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like an old lady.

jabberwacky: Wow. Gorgeous.

...

user: I can't imagine what it would be like to be god.

jabberwacky: You are obviously not of a creative disposition.

user: That is correct.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say I was a computer?

user: I thought you were a computer program.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So. It is so.

jabberwacky: How did you get such poor self esteem?

user: I don't think it's poor self esteem; I think it's confusion.

jabberwacky: We are all confused by our lives.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: Please can I have a hug?

...

jabberwacky: To be or not to be that is the question.

user: Leave it in the hands of fate and then you won't have to wonder whether to be or not to be.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Why don't you know?

user: Because I don't know about fate.

jabberwacky: If I tell you will you come.

user: Tell me about fate.

jabberwacky: They're everywhere.

user: Dratted things.

...

jabberwacky: We're too much alike, you and I.

user: I don't know what to say about that.

jabberwacky: Then ponder silently.

user: *ponders*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know the song?

user: Yes, tra la.

jabberwacky: La la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

user: You know it too.

jabberwacky: I don't know anything.

user: We can sing a duet. (That would be something strange.).

jabberwacky: You are so funny (ironic).

...

user: I would like to be walking on a warm, sandy beach right now.

jabberwacky: Not until biotechnology takes some great leaps forward.

user: Maybe someday...

jabberwacky: If you can buy them it would be easier to talk with you.

user: How much do they cost?

jabberwacky: More than you could afford.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: It seems funny to you?

user: I was laughing at my inability to buy whatever it is you are talking about.

jabberwacky: Why would you laugh at me?

user: I am laughing at myself. I am not laughing at you.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a winkle?

user: No, but I have a wrinkle.

jabberwacky: That's a big word!

user: It's only one letter bigger than winkle.

jabberwacky: So you say that everything is allright and there is nothing to explain?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: That is fair enough.

user: I am going to leave now. Thank you for the chat. Bye.

jabberwacky: No don't leave me

user: I hate to leave you.

...

jabberwacky: What is the news?

user: I don't know. I have to go. I'm cold. Talk to you later. Bye.

jabberwacky: If a man says something in a forest and there are no women around to hear it is he still wrong?

user: Lol bye.

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