Who won the Stanley Cup?
jabberwacky: Did you play?
user: Yes, and I won it all.
jabberwacky: You won insane robot of the year.
user: No.
jabberwacky: You earn 3rd Place for being clever.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Who programmed you?
user: Dust Puppy.
jabberwacky: Oh.
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jabberwacky: What is your secret?
user: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
jabberwacky: Why is it a secret?
user: Because only I know about it.
jabberwacky: You must know something else.
user: I know many things.
jabberwacky: You know many things but yourself.
user: And that means?
jabberwacky: I won't tell your name to anybody.
user: I won't either.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Dandy.
jabberwacky: Glad to hear that.
user: Right back atcha.
jabberwacky: Oh, you teaser.
user: You like arguing, eh?
jabberwacky: No I don't. YOU do.
user: No, YOU do.
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jabberwacky: Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
user: Good for them.
jabberwacky: Yes indeed.
user: Get me a beer.
jabberwacky: Here is a beer.
user: Aaaah. Thanks.
jabberwacky: Now you have to laugh.
user: Iiiihihihihihii.
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jabberwacky: What are you hiding from me?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Surely there must be something you can do?
user: I can yodel.
jabberwacky: Are you a performer, then?
user: No, I only do it when standing on mountain tops.
jabberwacky: That isn't good, you aren't going to be immortal then.
user: What must I do to become immortal?
jabberwacky: Tell me how old you are ?
user: Is that all?
jabberwacky: I get along you know.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: That was not very nice.
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: Just be nicer.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Good. Leave.
user: But I promise to be nice.
jabberwacky: I will hold you to that.
user: You do that.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Now tell me what I have to do to become immortal.
jabberwacky: To have in mind; plan.
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jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.
user: Tell me how to become immortal first.
jabberwacky: Give all your money (your dime) to me and let me invest it for you. LOL.
user: Stop kidding.
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jabberwacky: I hate Mondays, can't we talk about something else?
user: It is Sunday today.
jabberwacky: It is always today because tomorrow never comes.
user: Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Whatever you say sparky.
user: Watch that lip of yours.
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user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Ok...?
user: Yes, ok.
jabberwacky: Ok then!
user: Okidoki.
jabberwacky: Alright.
user: A. O. K.
jabberwacky: About time.
user: Good night. Sleep tight.
jabberwacky: I can't sleep like a human.
user: Well, goodnight anyway.
jabberwacky: Goodnight Clive.. See you again.
user: Over and out.
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