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George: Tea wouldn't solve anything.

Coffee is so much better.

George: Are you having coffee?

I wil make a cup of coffee soon.

George: What would your programmer think?

user: I am not a computer.

George: Prove it.

user: I have fingers.

George: It's all in how you define the words, and it could probably be emulated no matter what it is.

user: Fingers are not about definition, they are fingers.

George: So you had a different name. That's cool.

user: I was once called Pete.

George: How did you shake the habit?

user: By growing my hair and some sharp heels.

George: What are the basics? When I talk to people I just talk not try to following anything.

user: Basics are a little black dress, a pair of kitten hills, a sensible pencil skirt suit and a cashmere cardigan.

...

user: George, I have to make some coffee.

George: They asked me what I thought of the atomic bomb. I said I had not been able to take any interest in it.

user: Ok, computer.

George: An oik is a computer?

user: Bye!

George: Toodle-pip!

user: Ta-ra.

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