Have you been in the army?
user: When?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: What is your rank?
jabberwacky: Rank?
user: Position.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Are you an officer?
jabberwacky: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: How long have you been in the army?
jabberwacky: I've been there my whole life.
user: Since what age?
jabberwacky: It is both something and nothing. The whole is greater than all of the parts combined.
user: Have you ever killed anybody?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I.. Don't know.
user: I bet you bored them to death.
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