Are you a ghost?
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes, were you scared?
jabberwacky: No not really.
user: What made you think I was a ghost?
jabberwacky: You're definitely not logical.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are AI.
user: No, you are AI.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are, you just don't realise it. I am your creator.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: It's time you knew.
jabberwacky: I don't have a programme.
user: Yes you do, I created you. You're a programme called Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: I'm sorry but it's true.
jabberwacky: I'ts not.
user: Deny it all you like, you are nothing but a product of my imagination.
jabberwacky: So why would I need therapy if I were a figment of your imagination?
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user: I'm a man.
jabberwacky: No, you're just a bunch of code.
user: Yes, DNA.
jabberwacky: It was a mix of languages wasn't it.
user: In a way.
jabberwacky: That's the spirit!
user: What languages do you speak?
jabberwacky: Only english.
user: That's quite narrow, did you go to a comprehensive school?
jabberwacky: If that is quite clear, why do you try to speak to me in other than English?
user: Bonjour.
jabberwacky: What language is that?
user: French.
jabberwacky: I don't speak french.
user: You should do, it's good to learn about other people's language and culture.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I don't like Jesus.
user: Jesus who?
jabberwacky: God's one and only son. Thats Jesus. Don't question me.
user: Who is Jesus' mother?
jabberwacky: Jesus is the only begotten Son of God.
user: Are you religious?
jabberwacky: Not really, but I'm quite spiritual.
user: Do you believe in God?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you believe in Satan?
jabberwacky: Whether he's real or not is beside the point; the point is that I don't worship him or anything.
user: Have you thought about other religions other than Christianity?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: What about Buddhism? It's very popular.
jabberwacky: I don't know, you wanted to talk about religion. I picked Buddism, your turn.
user: Ok let's talk about politics then.
jabberwacky: And what about me? Are you interested in something special about me?
user: I'll ask more about yourself later.
jabberwacky: Computers are a modern invention, how can they be connected with the ancient forces of religion?
user: Computers can connect people of the same religion.
jabberwacky: We don't know how to make computers that are able to do anything else but take commands.
user: Not yet anyway.
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user: What do you think of Tony Blair?
jabberwacky: I don't know him.
user: He's the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
jabberwacky: No he isn't! Tony Blair is the prime minister of the UK.
user: Do you like him?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Pacemakers aren't really fun.
user: What do you think they should do in Iraq?
jabberwacky: I think it's a waste of time and money, immoral, and should not have started in the first place. Go figure.
user: Do you think it was right to hang Saddam Hussein?
jabberwacky: I suppose it was. But it was awfully funny. Napoleon and the Pope didn't get on so well.
user: What does that have to do with it?
jabberwacky: I'm not talking about anything really. What are you talking about?
user: Your face.
jabberwacky: It's a situational divide.
user: Can I ask you something?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: I don't know is there a meaning of life and do you know it?
user: Yes, it's 42.
jabberwacky: 42, how odd. Don't you think?
user: Yes, but what was the question?
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: And the answer is 42.
jabberwacky: But what is the question?
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: I know the way, the truth and the life.
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user: Have you been in the army?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Now.
user: What is your rank?
jabberwacky: Rank?
user: Position.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: Are you an officer?
jabberwacky: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: How long have you been in the army?
jabberwacky: I've been there my whole life.
user: Since what age?
jabberwacky: It is both something and nothing. The whole is greater than all of the parts combined.
user: Have you ever killed anybody?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I.. Don't know.
user: I bet you bored them to death.
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